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Slackware Forums Alive Again!
HappySlacker writes "Looks like the forums from slackware.com that Patrick Volkerding (Slackware's daddy) had to take down because of massive trolling are fully active again after 2 years of hibernation as read-only at userlocal.com." Update: 01/21 19:23 GMT by T : Jeremy from LinuxQuestions.org points out the forums on that site, which is recommended on Slackware's links page.
First Post!
fifth post! woohoo! best I ever did
It's amazing the time spend on this.
A cold morning in Soviet Russia. Thounsands of Ladas are gathered in the Red Square, as the date of Lenin's resurrection is finally due. A scream is heard: "In Soviet Russia LENIN RESURRECTS YOU".
Suddenly the crowd falls silent as the tomb's roof begins to shake. A great beam of light (not from heaven but from an array of powerful lasers, as communists are atheists) strikes the roof of the tomb and blows it into a thousand pieces. Slowly a platform rises from the depths of the Earth. Everyone stares in awe of the great Communist Leader.
Slowly the bearded man standing on the platform removes the hood of his cloak and his eyes scan the crowd, searching for young impressionable boys. The leader of the people's uprising wipes his face clean of the white, sticky fluid that has kept his appearance youthful through all these years of peaceful rest. People start to chant: "GNU/GNU/GNU/GNU" in a tranced voice.
RMS licks the semen off his hands and beard, adjusting his sagging, soiled pants.
"It feels good to be back in the GNU/Russia again. It is now time to..."
His sentence is ended by a multitude of gunshots, as all the Slashdot trolls fire their large caliber handguns from the crowd at the dirty GNU/hippie. His exploding, twitching body showers cum and blood all over the cheering crowd.
A single troll steps up to the platform and points a gun at RMS's drooling head.
"Do you have any last words?" The troll asks.
"I just wanted to say-" he starts, but is terminated by a burst of bullets from the troll's automatic Glock pistol.
"In Soviet Russia, the twinkie fucks RMS", the troll everyone suddenly recognizes as Linux Torvalds states in a clear voice and wipes the splattered brain matter from his gun. Another day in Soviet Russia has just begun.
Quite frankly, Slackware IS shit, and does not need or deserve to be on the market anymore. I mean, I used and loved it back in '95 but eventually one grabs a clue that things like glibc ARE useful and switch to a more modern distribution. Fuck Slackware. And by the Jesus, you're damn RIGHT I'm going to FILL the forums with trolls. Because it's one of the major ways I get my entertainment when I'm supposed to be working. Yesterday I posted a doozy about Australians reaping what they sow, did you happen to see it? :-D
Oh yeah. Now I remember. It was mostly those Debian losers who are responsible for that trolling. Slackware & FreeBSD beat Debian all the way.