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Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States

Posted by pudge on from the we-need-a-megalomaniacal-leader-for-a-change dept.

Will Foster writes "There is a groundswell of support for electing Steve Jobs President of the United States." I'll vote for him if I can write in my vote -- with a Newton stylus!

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  1. more stupidity from the mac users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    yeah,

    Jobs can barely get Apple out of the financial hole it's in.

    So what. He introduced the gay as fuck iMac, and a series of even gayer software, all called "iGay, iHomo and iCrap".

    Steve Jobs is just another corporate cocksucking dictator, there is no difference between him and Balmer/Gates

  2. Hell yeah! by rnws · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'd vote for him and I'd have to move to the US and become a citizen to do it!

    And I'm not even a MacAddict...

    At least the Americans would have a leader with some brains for a change.

  3. Hrmmmmm by FJ22248 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Server has been slashdotted, although its probly being run on a mac so dosent take much to take it down.

  4. Great... by mbogosian · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...that's exactly what we need: another fanatical tyrant for a president.

    --

    moto411.com
  5. Re:Sounds like a great idea... by mackman · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Sounds familiar. Maybe change "steal ideas from" to "blow up". Ring any bells?

  6. Re:Wrong Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Woz would make a great technical or education advisor, but probably a lousy president.

    Hey, he'd be a great improvement on Dubya.

  7. Re:I correspond with people in the free world.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    If you are not from the U.S. shut the fuck up. If you are, not only to you have a right to free speech, you also have the right to leave. So please do, then shut the fuck up.

  8. Run the COUNTRY??? by orangecheetos · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Jobs can't even run a software company correctly. How's he going to make decisions concerning the entire nation. Just goes to show that Mac Addicts are 1d1075. That's why they use Macs.