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Favor Ideas for a Geeky Wedding?

Posted by Cliff on from the something-to-pass-out-to-the-guests dept.

Rachel Grey asks: "I'm getting married in September to a fellow geek (in the MIT chapel, no less), and we're trying to find geeky wedding favors to give at the reception. Ideally these would cost $4 or less and would provide some instant fun for the guests, so that it doesn't matter if they actually take them home. Some good ideas we've had so far are tangrams (available in bulk for a little under $1/set) and micro Hoberman spheres ($4 apiece). Any more ideas?"

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  1. you are a fucking FAG geek freak vermillion blood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you are a fucking geek fag. you fucking ass. you come to fuckdot, a bunch of fat sexless losers and ask them how to make your weeding more loserlike. what a fucking dork. fucking fag.

    MIT? what are you two geeky fuckin janitors? you fucking asshole. you want to ask how to have a geeky crack at sex. you know, your fat geek bitch, you need to roll her in flour to find the wet spot, you fuck, you probably look like FUCKING FAT COWBOY NEAL. fucking fag.

    death i hate you, and your wedding. and you suck. Boston would be better off without you, so FUCKING LEAVE. you defile MIT, you fucking loser fag.

  2. I AGREE WITH THIS POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  3. But I am the bitch by badlemming · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...didn't you notice my name is Rachel? It's not clear to me how I could be a fag too. Care to clarify, or would you like to just fuck off and leave me alone? Either option welcomed. (why i reply to these things is beyond me, sigh)

  4. Re:Rachel Geek Cow Tampon vermillion Chub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi there pasty white skinned fat chubby breasted LOTR Star Trek Star Wars loving cunt with questionable hygiene and armpit hair. You can be a fag, a transsexual, a hermaphrodite. I don't know. But if you do have a cooch, I know I wouldn't want to see it. And to clarify. GET OUT OF BOSTON, you fucking cunt. How about that. An if I ever see you down there, I'll throw you in front of a T train. And MIT janitor bitch maid you can both fuck off and leave everyone else around you alone. Pig fat bitch.

    Failure. Fat, pasty failure.

  5. Re:Actually, Slinkies are looking good vermillion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fucking loser. Maid at MIT loser. Rachel JEW KYKE HEBE HYMIE is "MAID in BOSTON"

    Hi there pasty white skinned fat chubby breasted LOTR Star Trek Star Wars loving cunt with questionable hygiene and armpit hair. You can be a fag, a transsexual, a hermaphrodite. I don't know. But if you do have a cooch, I know I wouldn't want to see it. And to clarify. GET OUT OF BOSTON, you fucking cunt. How about that. An if I ever see you down there, I'll throw you in front of a T train. And MIT janitor bitch maid you can both fuck off and leave everyone else around you alone. Pig fat bitch.

    Failure. Fat, pasty failure.

  6. RLegos GREAT wedding cake jobless cunt vermillion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You arnt l33t, pigbitch. You fuckin kyke. Hebe jew bitch. Dear Shithead: Hi there pasty white skinned fat chubby breasted LOTR Star Trek Star Wars loving cunt with questionable hygiene and armpit hair. You can be a fag, a transsexual, a hermaphrodite. I don't know. But if you do have a cooch, I know I wouldn't want to see it. And to clarify. GET OUT OF BOSTON, you fucking cunt. How about that. An if I ever see you down there, I'll throw you in front of a T train. And MIT janitor bitch maid you can both fuck off and leave everyone else around you alone. Pig fat bitch. Failure. Fat, pasty failure.

  7. Re:Legos -- GREAT wedding cake DEATH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You arnt l33t, pigbitch. You fuckin kyke. Hebe jew bitch. Dear Shithead: Hi there pasty white skinned fat chubby breasted LOTR Star Trek Star Wars loving cunt with questionable hygiene and armpit hair. You can be a fag, a transsexual, a hermaphrodite. I don't know. But if you do have a cooch, I know I wouldn't want to see it. And to clarify.
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    GET OUT OF BOSTON, you fucking cunt. How about that. An if I ever see you down there, I'll throw you in front of a T train. And MIT janitor bitch maid you can both fuck off and leave everyone else around you alone. Pig fat bitch. Failure. Fat, pasty failure.
  8. Re:you are a fucking FAG geek freak vermillion blo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Sorry Buttfuck. This is this is Tsark. I don't know what the fuck your talking about. I thought Trollaxor was a fag because he liked OS X, which I hate, because FreeBSD rules so much.

    So lick my sack you cum guzzling fucking queer.

    You really think you are Columbo or some shit? You're not even fucking close, ratso. Sherlock dipshit. HAHAHAHAH. I laugh at you. Your conclusions are wrong, your ways are primitive and you are a poor excuse for a human being.

    Now, on to your regularly scheduled trolling , FUCKhead:

    The Future of SLASHDOT.

    2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out it's a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all "first posts." or posts that contain any rational insight are modded "troll."

    2002. CmdrTaco married to a human female, reports are that she does not have 46 chromosomes, however. Fent does display tendency to retardation.

    2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.

    2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God. (Taco suggested that in order to be "God," or his vision of God, Gates would have to be seen in a NAMBLA T-shirt. Luckily good taste prevails in favor of the old man image in glowing aura.)

    2004. CmdrTaco loses virginity, well, not sex with men virginity, that's long since gone, and not sex with anime blow up dolls, this time, real sex.

    2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: "Lick my crotch hairs." Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0Beta6 servers, buckles under the load. The term "Slashdotted" is replaced with "WIPO-Trolled."

    2004. Slashdot officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates.

    2005. Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox found dead along with six penguins, a tub of crisco and several used condoms. FreeBSD users are glad the insanity is dying.

    2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again, even with constant Viagra therapy, it took this long. He complains, I can be ready to go again in five minutes if I was looking at a nude man, to the dyslexic Fent.

    2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.

    2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again, this time plugging Fent in the ass for a more manlike feel.

    2007. BSD is still officially "dying." No word on when its demise will take place. FreeBSD 9 is delivered in perfect working order in a coherent superior, commercially viable and useable fashion with real documentation, the same practice followed since inception. Linux lunatics, after the death of Cox, are still trying to perfect the Trident driver while ignoring the existence of the GeForce 9. Netcraft dies along with all the surveys they held on Microsoft and Linux servers are lost as well.

    2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.

    2007. Box running FreeBSD for 6 years sets world record for Unix uptime on consumer hardware.

    2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time without thinking of men. He has dawned on the extra sexual pick me up for his twisted mind, small children.

    A long long fucking time from now. Malda, fat, poverty-stricken, unrespected and unremembered and living in an appliance box in Michigan with a pickle jar for a toilet comes to a series of epiphanies. The 8.3 file system that made him truncate his nick to an 8 letter series of characters has long been forgotten, and he finally realizes he looks like a fag using it. He also realizes that men's asses look like tacos, especially with the beef pouring out and that his name sounds more like Commander of Ass, since one can command asses because the belong potentially to sentient or living things, it is difficult to command inanimate objects such as food , so one can only conclude he was commanding ass.

    He also realized his site was a lame, fad, he sold out, he needed to refactor his shit code and never did it. He also realized that communites such as Fark don't have this complete asshole running it with gay lameness and compression filters and lame IP blocking bullshit and cheating, pissing and whining and barely anyone trolls it.

    We hate you, Fucking Robbie;

    he remembers as reams of pages of trolls cry for his expulsion. He also realizes he cant have a computer anymore because he hates the RIAA and MPAA but ran out and gave George Lucas and other shit media companies tons of money to ruin the laws in favor of the omnicorps. He also realizes his socialist and fascist fucking moderation system squelched all the real comments out of view. He also realizes that a full time crew "working" at Slashdot did a shittier job than anyone thought possible.

    He also realized he didn't do SHIT for subscribers and punished them as he would anyone else with page limits, IP blocks, compression and lameness filters. He also realizes Signal 11 is a better man than him and that he is a fucking loser for throwing out S11. He realizes despite being an Open Source advocated, his horrible, unusable unreadable pile of shit called Slashcode was one of the worst projects ever. He realized that retarded journalists are better at reporting the news than Slashdot, that Slashdot news was often inaccurate and unverified.

    He also realizes that Aprils fools jokes were really stupid and everyone hated them. He realizes bitchslapping, banner ads, ^H and ^W to show deletion and moderation $rtbl are fucking gay and lame. He realizes this all in a flash as the totalitarian regime he was a small part of constructing (through teaching mobocracy, populism as a rule, hordes of untrained and meritless swarms of people allowed to crucify those who would oppose the thinking of the state) determines his body is a waste of government resources and that he needs to be expelled to a concentration area of the worthless. I figures he would have been the first resident in the camp of the beings deemed worthless to society, along with Jon Katz, but the government, even as a fascist totalitarian regime takes a while to getting around to things.

  9. Re:you are a fucking FAG geek freak vermillion blo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you are a fucking rat bitch motherfucker twat wisher ballon knot kisser salad tossing fucking CUNT fuck wannabe bitch ass mom is a crack whore pussy bitch ass fucking prison bitch.

    FUCK OFF AND DIE PUSSY BITCH.

  10. Re:A Contrarian Suggestion KEWL? vermillion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you shut your fucking mouth your porkbitch fuck. hypocrite my ass. fucking motherfuck. id love to get in a tizzy wiht one of you snotty zit cased fucking pseudo intelectuals and the BURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. how do you like that? you fucking fake pukes. i have seen the greatest programmers -worked by them, in awe. You all puke fucks are fakes and you know it. FUcking posers. Losers. I come here to chastize. Its such a fucking waste of time, but you pukes suck so hard sometimes I AM FUCKING COMPELLED TO LET YOU FUCKING FAGS KNOW, you suck so hard, and you KNOW IT. Zit cased faggits.