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Where Are They Now: Q*Bert

An anonymous reader writes "Two guys who worked on SNL and the Conan show cover the drug-addled history of Atari's classic blobish-looking character, Q*Bert."

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  1. is Q*bert related by Jrod5000+at+RPI · · Score: 2, Funny

    to Dilbert?

  2. What I've always wondered... by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is whether Q*bert is more closely related to Dilbert or CueCat. You can't tell from the 10-pixel bitmap.

  3. Re:wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amen. First paragraph says "this article sucks" and the second says "completely." Bleh.

  4. Re:what does the * stand for anyways? by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Whatever you want.

    Or at least that's what the Perl regex guide said.

  5. drug-addled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    hey need to know info request, those q-bert programers were on What?

    I need some of that.

    A drug that can twist you to write such a program sounds hmm, well kinda sweet, 8).

  6. It all makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    Now we know why SNL sucks so bad.

  7. some of my earliest memories by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 3, Funny

    involve alcohol, weed, and q-bert... throw in river raid and hunt the wumpus....

    1. Re:some of my earliest memories by Enonu · · Score: 2, Funny

      So everything before 32 was a blur for you too eh?

  8. Q-Bert became a famous DJ... by Komrade+S. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a second.

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  9. Re:Q*Bert was NOT from Atari! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The same reason so many people think everything is for Windows.

    What version of Windows does redhat run under?

    etc...

  10. Sadly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Two words:

    Gay Porn.

  11. Also (on the content) by dbCooper0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    His adventures enthralled thousands. The punctation of his name baffled millions. Whether or not you were able to pronunce the word asterik you knew Q*Bert. Even those who did not participate in his adventures, they were aware of his sometimes fruitless attempts to outwit the dasterdly Coily the snake.

    Punctation, Pronunce, Asterik, and Dasterdly. All in one paragraph, although I think "dasterdly" appears a couple more times in the article.

    Nevermind Carnivore and whatever - we need a spell-checking filter between every host on this beloved internet. I'm getting really sick of feeling superior because I can spell. I'm also wondering (worrying) about the socio-economic fallout from a nation/world of communications-challenged users! Learn the language, learn to SPELL!

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  12. Re:Q*Bert was NOT from Atari! by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    At best it's all confusing, with the boom bust boom bust rollercoaster ride that video games took in the 80s... Namco buys Atari who buys Midway who buys Namco who buys Hasbro who sells Konami who makes out with Capcom on the couch while Sega watches... etc etc etc

    It's easier just to say Atari did everything until the 90s, then Nintendo did everything till the late 90s when Sony started doing everything.

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  13. Re:What a stupid article. by alpharoid · · Score: 2, Funny
    Was this article supposed to be funny? Seems more like it was written by junior high school students.
    Yeah, turning Q*Bert into a drug addict... the quick n' dirty way to get cheap laughs with little effort. To make that even funnier, they could have added:

    1) Old ladies that say fuck off, and show their wrinkled middle fingers;

    2) Someone getting kicked in the balls;

    3) Someone getting still-framed and rotated matrix-like while kicking somebody in the balls.

    That, my friends, would have been hilarious.
  14. Yep. by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny


    Unfunny.

    Those guys really were writers for SNL and Conan O'Brien.

  15. Doesn't seem to meet /. criteria... by dokutake · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is neither "news for nerds" nor "stuff that matters."

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  16. Re:Q*bert....... by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, he blew up big for a while there, but then the bubble popped.

    Then a rock fell on his head.

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  17. it works for boy bands, too... by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 3, Funny

    what does the * stand for anyways?
    "Whatever you want."

    It works for boy bands, too.

    $ ls -l *NSync
    -rw-r--r-- 1 scv users 0 Jan 25 02:42 Fuck_NSync
    -rw-r--r-- 1 scv users 0 Jan 25 02:45 I_Hate_NSync
    -rw-r--r-- 1 scv users 0 Jan 25 02:44 Kiss_My_Ass_NSync

  18. very VERY offtopic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but, WHAT THE HELL?

  19. He switched! by 47Ronin · · Score: 2, Funny
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  20. Re:Good Old Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shit, is it up to two weeks now? I thought it was still three.

  21. Re:You Had To Be There In Person by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What happened to /. editing?"

    nothing.

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  22. yup by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 3, Funny

    i can back up the claim that the writers of that story worked on SNL... the article was unfunny and it went on too long.

  23. Re:Q*Bert was NOT from Atari! by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus! The radiator just made this freaky squealing noise right at the end your comment. I swear to god I thought it was that damn song for a second. Scared the fucking shit out of me.

  24. Wow by xihr · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's got to be one of the most embarrassing products of wannabe fanfic (like that isn't in and of itself a capital crime) I've seen in a long time. Take special note of the misspelling of the word asterisk in the first paragraph: a premonition of the value of this piece. I'm amazed it was even deemed worthy for inclusion.

  25. Re:wow.... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crap for Nerds. None of it really matters.

    What else is there to say?

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  26. Re:wow.... by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

    too bad we can't moderate articles too ;)