DDoS for Fun and Profit

First there's the Microsoft worm, reported earlier, which in addition to all the other damage has apparently knocked Microsoft's Windows XP activation servers (and Bank of America ATMs) off the net. Then we've got a report about the ongoing demise of DALnet, perhaps not the way we expected it to go. And Canada discovers a risk of online voting.

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[Anonymous Coward]

First post

(-1, Troll)

[Anonymous Coward]

fp biatch

Re:Korean computers cut off

[Anonymous Coward]

kekekekekeke ^__^

wEre BaCk. ZerG RUSH!!!

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[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:MY CAT'S ASS SMELLS LIKE CAT SHIT!!

[Anonymous Coward]

hahaha! love it! This is why I only look at slashdot posts scored zero or below. Keep 'em comin'!!!

Re:Bank ATM's knocked out

[RealSurreal]

Everyone has to get in on the act ...

"When a passenger check-in desk at Terminal Two, Heathrow Airport, shot up through the roof engulfed in a ball of orange flame the usual people tried to claim responsibility. First the IRA, then the PLO and the Gas Board even British Nuclear Fuels rushed out a statement to the effect that it was a one in a million chance there was hardly any radioactive leakage at all and the site of the explosion would make for a nice location for a day out with the kids and a picnic, before finally having to admit that it wasn't actually anything to do with them at all. "

Douglas Adams, Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

In Soviet Russia...

[Anonymous Coward]

All your DDoS attacks are belong to us!

Re:In Soviet Russia...

[Anonymous Coward]

Hi. This isn't funny anymore.

Please moderate accordingly.

Thanks

Re:In Soviet Russia...

[Anonymous Coward]

there is no more Soviet Union, dumb ass!

EULA

[oliverthered]

umm... didn't the EULA change in the last 'service pack'

Re:In Soviet Russia... eat shit bloody tampon snif

[Anonymous Coward]

yes, fucker, but saying "In Soviet Russia" is unqualified with regard to time.

One could say, "In Soviet Russia, we used to fuck goats."

Or, "In Soviet Russia, we pay underpants gnomes to make us money"

Or, "In Soviet Russia, we paid underpants gnomes to make us money."

So in Soviet Russia, all your based belonged to US, and you never

3. PROFIT!!!