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Top of the Crops 2002

Steeltoe writes "For those deeply familiar with crop circles, 2, they are truly an amazing wonder of the world. Not only are they getting unnervingly complex and beautiful, but last year researchers found themselves dumbfounded by an ET-face with an accompanying encoded CD-disc, 2, 3! Clearly, there are not enough wonders in the world, but lack of wonder and excitement! If you like adventure, you cannot turn your back on this, 2! Check out the cool circles of 2002 at Crop Circle Connector and at Circlemakers 'Top of the Crops 2002', or even take a physical *gasp* tour during the high-peak season next summer and see for yourself!! Only imagination may tell what will pop up from the crops in 2003."

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  1. Crop Circles by CyberBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder when people will realize you can make these things with a 2x4 and a piece of rope? I'm from Nebraska, we've got a lot of corn there... So, well, its just fun, ya know? -Bill

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    1. Re:Crop Circles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      and, finally, odd performance from aircraft around crop circles

      The last one its the one that threw me. On the "TV mentury" that documented a few graduate engineers faking a "genuine" crop circle, their helicopter suffered an loss of power over the darn thing.


      Odd performance by one helicopter on one flight means absolutely nothing.

      Now, if you were to tell me that several aircraft had flown over several different crop circles, and that all of them had experienced loss of power over the crop circles and nowhere else, it might be worth investigating further. But that's not the case.

  2. thank God for mozilla by joseph+schmo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    so i could increase the font size to the point that i could actually click on those 1-character long links, 2, 3!

  3. Photos of hoaxers by Scot+Seese · · Score: 4, Insightful


    C'mon, I want photos of the circle perpetrators! I can't believe that in this era of cheap technology that someone hasn't camcorder'd yay-hoos stomping around in their field in the act of making crop circles. Or, after hearing their dog barking at 2 AM, driven down the road to inspect their fence and photographed idiot kids in the process of throwing their 2x4's into a pickup before racing off. Forget the ET's - Circulate enough photos of the real circle makers and this one will go quietly into the dark night of historical obscurity.

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    1. Re:Photos of hoaxers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are in a clear minority. Such pictures, even videotapes taken by the crop circle makers themselves, have thus far failed to interest many crop circle fanatics (although the enormous preponderance of evidence has swayed a few), nor have they apparently made much difference in the cult-like popularity of crop circles. People still seem to widely believe these works of art are made by whirlwinds, space aliens, upside-down flying helicopters, space vortices, and other nonsense. Oh well.

      Perhaps part of the reason is that pictures of people walking around in a field at night just aren't very interesting. Well, Ok, maybe spy camera photos of drunk Brits running around in wheat fields at night really do interest some people -- to each their own!

      If it weren't enough that the hoaxers themselves have admitted to making the crop circles, and have invited researchers along with them while circles were made, it still stands that there is no crop circle effect that cannot be explained more easily by mundane processes.

      Oh yes, lost crop circle making tools have even been found in fields (albeit rarely...who'd be dumb enough to drop their 2x4 and not find it again?).

      Jeesh! It's amazing that:
      a) this stuff makes it on to Slashdot, and
      b) that people still believe it's some sort of otherworldly phenomenon...

      Ok, I'm off to find some better journalism on FOX.

  4. is it just me or am i really ignorant by atari2600 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, there are not enough wonders in the world, but lack of wonder and excitement

    What kind of English is that?

  5. Possible crackpot alert.. by topologist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From http://www.paradigmshift.com/pecs.html a section from the crop circle website (the first link in the story):

    Anomalous EM measurements - By doing a fluxgate magnetometer survey of several formations, Colin Andrews determined that the very center of these circles measured 40-50 nano Teslas. This is 10 times the radiation level of a normal field.

    It looks like this was a cut-n-paste from http://www.infosourceresearch.com/tmatt/excerpt3.h tml where they add:

    "Inside the seven patterns, Andrews reported in a recent Sightings Online interview, the magnetic field registered up to 300% of the planet's normal field. "

    Statements like these are hard to credit, since the earth's magnetic field is around 0.5 gauss which is 5x10^-5 Tesla (or 50 microTeslas). Magnetic fields don't qualify as "radiation" by any means either. There may be something interesting about crop circles, but the association with crackpots probably scares away real research.
  6. Re:Come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No, he said what he meant. That story was a hoax. $5 for 1 MB of RAM in 1991 my ass.

  7. Re:Pranks by doorbot.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as religion reigns, ignorance will be our biggest social problem.

    But is it really ignorance? Many "religious types" (and I consider belief in aliens a "religious" state of mind) want to believe so much, they are willing to either ignore repeately-proven facts, or they allow their imagination to fill in for their lack of facts (which is not necessarily due to ignorance).

    Just think of the wild stories you could get if you took the news and filled in an adjective here, a verb there, and a noun elsewhere -- imagine MadLibs as the news. Now imagine if people actually believed it...

  8. Re:It must be aliens! (Or slow crop year) by kendric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Generally, we got drunk after making the crop circles. (speaking from experience, oh the joys of a small rural town)

  9. Always the tracks... by trasgu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you will notice, nearly all of these things are in fields that have tracks - parallel lines through the field. Is this a machinery (tractor, harvester, irrigatation) track? ANYHOW, if you look closely, the track always intersects the design in the center, or at a node that could be the "pivot point" of the design. Why does the design always align with the tracks? Could it be that this is the ingress and reference point for a clever ground crew? NAW, the aliens just like fields with tracks and the symmetry of aligned patterns!

  10. Re:what the hell?!? by edo-01 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I saved the pic to my HD then used photoshop to check it out and sure enough it has multiple layers

    I'd love to know how you did that seeing as the source picture is a JPG (hint: JPGs don't have layers, furthermore once you collapse a photoship image there is no way to tell it ever had layers).

    Also, did they photoshop every frame of the video of the same crop-picture?

    [disclaimer: I still think it was done by hoaxers]

  11. Amazing number of closed minds... by RedBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and assumptions out there. 99% of the posts I'm seeing here are people who have heard something once or twice on the radio about some hoaxters with a tow-by-four, and who have made up their minds and decided that every single instance of a crop circle all over the world, past and future, can be explained away by that one method. I had expected a little more from the Slashdot crowd.

    I am one of the biggest skeptics out there, but I always try to balance it with an open-minded analysis of all available facts. Looking at all the factors involved, it seems to me that calling every single crop circle instance a hoax with confidence is just impossible. Let's run down some factors here:

    Numbers: First off, there's the sheer number of these things occurring all over the world. They often show up in areas where the locals have never heard of the crop circle phenomenon and don't care when they do. They show up in areas where everyone is so poor that no one has time for stupid practical jokes. They show up all over the world.
    (This factor, in and of itself, I do not offer as complete evidence.)

    Size: Some of these crop circles are huge. A pair of people may be able to flatten a circle 75 feet across in a few hours during the night, but even a team of people wouldn't be able to finish some of these things in one night.
    (This factor, in and of itself, I do not offer as complete evidence.)

    Precision: There is an amazing level of geometrical precision to many crop circles. They aren't all just flattened circles, they're quite often fairly complex geometrical patterns. And they're huge, layed out on flat ground with nothing high nearby to get up on and observe the progress of the pattern. I have a distinctly hard time believing that anyone could create a pattern that precisely in the dark. Even in the daytime, without precise surveying instruments and some way to measure and mark off every single arc of the pattern, it would be really difficult. Certainly more than a few hours work if it was just a pair of people.
    (This factor, in and of itself, I do not offer as complete evidence.)

    Evidence on the ground: In the types of crop circles that aren't immediately identifiable as hoaxes (yes, there are hoaxes, and they are almost always easy to identify, go check out some of the links), there are strange phenomena that happen inside the circles. The stalks of plants are bent without being broken. Have you ever tried to bend the stalk of any plant like grass, wheat or corn to a 90-degree angle without breaking it? Personally, I don't know of any way to do it.

    There's also evidence of odd things like stunted growth within the circle and things not growing there even months or years after the fact. I'd love to know how a two-by-four could do that.
    (This factor, in and of itself, I do not offer as complete evidence.)

    History: Crop circles didn't just start in the last couple of decades with a couple of 40-year old guys and a board. There are instances of them a long ways into the past. I'd be willing to bet that the "original" hoaxters who claimed to have done some of the circles had gotten the idea from something they heard or read about that had already happened. I think the hoax is the fact that they believed they'd started it all.
    (This factor, in and of itself, I do not offer as complete evidence.)

    Human nature: The nature of the human animal is pretty set, and always has been. There are a lot of things that just don't jive if you make a blanket statement that every circle is created by a single person or set of people. People crave attention and recognition. Do you know anyone who knows someone who actually made a crop circle? No? The larger the circle, the more people it would have taken to create it, and the more chance for some dumbass to get drunk and start bragging about he and his buddies getting together and making "that big crop circle on the south side of town".

    Saying that human hands created every crop circle ever made would also mean that there are a lot of copycats in the world. A lot of people who just love the idea of crop circles and think nothing would be more fun than going out and making their own, and then never telling anyone about it for the rest of their lives. Why? I don't buy it.

    I see several people posting about how "somebody should just catch those dumb kids in action and show it on video, and all this would go away". So you know a lot of groups of teens who are organized, motivated, knowledgeable in the correct use of things like surveying instruments and laser distance measuring devices, or even know how to run a tape measure with the necessary precision to create a beautiful mathematically complex geometrical pattern 200 feet across in the space of a few hours? The idea is just ludicrous. Ever think just for a minute that there might be another reason that no one has been able to "catch them at it"? I'll let you ponder that one.
    (This factor, in and of itself, I do not offer as complete evidence.)

    Taking all of these factors into account, I, the skeptic that I am, find it scientifically implausible to believe that crop circles are a purely human-derived phenomenon.

    Ever think for a moment that there might just possibly be things out there that we don't understand yet? That science doesn't yet have the answer to everything? That everything can't just be explained away on a moment's notice without examining all the evidence? Extra-terrestrials don't even have to enter into it. There are things right here in our natural world that we just don't yet understand.

    I think that the treatment of the poster is deplorable. Everyone seems to be just immediately writing him off as a kook (like the first post) and not even bothering to examine the history and wealth of physical evidence about this phenomenon. Yes, there are plenty of kooks out there, but they can't all be kooks. That's like classifying everyone on Slashdot a troll because some trolls happen to post here.

    As I said in the beginning, I had expected a little more openmindedness and intelligent discussion on Slashdot (yeah, I know, silly me, but it does happen here). I hope that a few of you who thought you knew everything will just take a few minutes to read the articles, and think, and wonder about our endlessly amazing universe, like the poster of the article suggested.

    1. Re:Amazing number of closed minds... by Yunzil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some of these crop circles are huge. A pair of people may be able to flatten a circle 75 feet across in a few hours during the night, but even a team of people wouldn't be able to finish some of these things in one night.

      Yes they can, actually. There was a show on TLC or Discovery channel that showed a time-lapse movie of a team of hoaxsters demonstrating how to make a large, complex circle. It only took them a few hours.

      There is an amazing level of geometrical precision to many crop circles.

      Nothing says the pranksters aren't allowed to make a plan beforehand. :) Get some compasses and graph paper and you're set.

      Have you ever tried to bend the stalk of any plant like grass, wheat or corn to a 90-degree angle without breaking it? Personally, I don't know of any way to do it.

      From May to August the grain is green and it's very easy to bend it without breaking it.

      No? The larger the circle, the more people it would have taken to create it, and the more chance for some dumbass to get drunk and start bragging about he and his buddies getting together and making "that big crop circle on the south side of town".

      Even the big ones only take a few people to make. And it doesn't matter if you brag about it. The True Believers will still believe no matter what. I think the fun is probably seeing how many people you can fool.

      Ever think just for a minute that there might be another reason that no one has been able to "catch them at it"? I'll let you ponder that one.

      Um, they have been "caught". Well, not really caught, since they voluntarily showed how it was done. Anyway, if it's really aliens making it, then why hasn't anyone been able to "catch them at it"? I'll let you ponder that one. :)

      Ever think for a moment that there might just possibly be things out there that we don't understand yet? That science doesn't yet have the answer to everything?

      Yes. But none of that applies to crop circles, which are easily explainable in terms of some wise guys with extra time, some ropes, and some boards; coupled with an infinite supply of human gullibility.

  12. Re:naysayers... try reading some of the articles by yuckf00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why you trying to turn my world upsidedown? I don't want to believe it so I won't wont and no shred of evidence will make me think otherwise.

    ps: this is sarcasm.

  13. Decoded? by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Has anyone tried to figure out what the CD says? :)

    Well, seriously think about it. What are the possibilities.

    1) It was an alien.
    They'd be trying to convey a message.. So it should be easy to decrypt.

    2) It was a hoax.
    Someone wants bragging rights. They're not going to go through all the work of trashing that field (great work though), and not make the obviously intricate CD mean *something*.

    Looking at http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2002/Crabwood/c rabwood2002sac.jpg, it's fairly clear to see that the marks are evenly spaced. There's an obvious smallest unit, which the others are multiples of.. So, take the smallest displayed unit as 1, and the absense of a unit as 0, the whole thing could be broken out to binary...

    But, do aliens know ASCII to Binary translation? :)

    BTW, have another look at the pic. It's not rings, it's a spiral like a record.. The beginning and end are solid, and taper up and down from nothing. The bumps are too infrequent to even attempt to simulate an audio record.. That'd just make pops..

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  14. Re:Where are emoticons when you need 'em? by Steeltoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know who are making the circles, but I find it highly improbable that they are man-made with planks and strings. I find the topic very interesting, because it lacks a good explanation so far. The fanatical sceptics that immediately buys the plank-and-string theory, are as much believers as the other side IMHO.

    I'm planning a trip to see them for myself. Maybe I'll get wiser then :-)

  15. My explanation by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, the sites promoting crop circle's as something amazing go to great lengths to demonstrate that these are very abnormal. But seriously, what's their point? They say "This means that each stalk would have to be bent individually to give that effect." So then, each was bent individually? Their point is, I think, that given current human technology the only way to duplicate this effect is to bend each stalk individually.

    Here's what I think is likely. There's a group of secret, elite crop circl creators. They started off small and simple, but their techniques have improved tremendously and have extended their efforts across the world. Whatever mundane method it is that they use causes a lot of those wierd things mentioned in the article above. Perhaps they have some fascinating machinery to produce the effect, or some chemicals, or both. I can explain the nausea, etc, easily: people who encounter these things and cannot explain them will be mentally affected. They will feel confused, amazed, scared, whatever. This translates into physical chnages.
    Consider also the other wierd magnetic effects, noises, radiation, etc. Whatever method is being used to create the circles leaves this residue - whether it be alien or human technology. Just because the devices used to create the circles is unknown does not mean it must be used by aliens. After all, America and Britain can't even prove for certain that Iraq has WMD. What happened to their amazing technology and uber spies? We need you Mr. Bond.

    I consider this the most likely scenario. If aliens, then why do they never visit us? I know that many claim that they do through channeling or mediums, but this is easily dispelled - these methods have been used for the last 4-5000 years for communicating with spirits, the dead (supposedly) and much more. Whatever it is that they communicate with, it is a liar and uses the same method for different deceptions. The answer is not aliens. We are supposed to be amazed by the amazing technology of these supposed aliens, yet they must resort to crop circles? No, I don't think the answer is there.

    The answer seems to lie in the fact that the crop circles are changing and evolving. If it were aliens that knew so much, their methods would be rather stagnant if the crop circles are a common method for them to achieve whatever it is they are trying to. Changing crop circles over time seems to me only explainable by forces or labor that is learning it's art, changing its methods and improving. Sounds like a human influence to me.

    Of course, I don't pretend to know the answers. These are just my musings on the topic. These circles impress and make me curious as much as the next person. I don't deny the possible existence of aliens, but I think it is very very unlikely, and even if there are, none of what we've seen so far appears to originate from outside our planet. Lets consider the possibilities, keep an open mind and see what we can learn.

  16. Increasing complexity or GPS? by Xavier000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:
    A major transformation occured in 1990 when the circles became complex pictograms composed of straight lines, angles and spiral rings (see Barbury Castle formation below right).

    Or was it simply the widespread adoption of global positioning systems that allowed people to make much more complex designs? I know where I'd put my money.

  17. Ellipses by Bugmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The site says,
    Genuine crop circles are not perfectly round but slightly elliptical (a hoax, requiring a fixed central rope, cannot achieve this adequately)
    I say, bah ! Kids, try this at home:

    Take two thumbtacks, a piece of string, a pencil, and a pad of paper. Stick the thumbtacks into the paper. Tie the string into a loop, then drop the loop onto the tacks so that they are both inside the loop. Now, put the pencil inside the loop as well. Move the pencil outward so that the loop is stretched tightly into a triangle. Now, keeping the string tight, move the pencil around the thumbtacks, and draw with it... Voila, you got an ellipse. And you didn't even need GPS.

    If they can miss a basic thing like ellipses, which they should have learned in Algebra 2, I wonder how reliable the rest of their site is...

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