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Bluetooth, GSM, and Gameboy
brnsurgon1 writes ""The aim of the project was to investigate mobile gaming over GSM- and Bluetooth- networks, by developing a concept prototype, connecting a Gameboy to a mobile phone over Bluetooth. The results show that it is possible to connect two Gameboy Color over a GSM network by connecting to the phone using the Bluetooth plugin we developed for the Gameboy."" A couple other have submitted this story - it looks interesting. But, heck, I'm still trying to finish Golden Sun on my GBA.
By now this surely cannot be the first post...
"But, heck, I'm still trying to finish Golden Sun on my GBA."
Hey, that's fantastic. But it's not quite on-topic, is it.
If this takes off will it mean I wont be able amuse myself on the plain anymore?
I submitted this story almost 11 months ago and it was flat-out rejected. When will you editors realise that you NEED a moderation addon for this site to allow random readers to "vote" on what stories should go through.
Of course, you'd rather surpress free speach and "filter" us from seeing potential "offensive" stories.
Since one year the crisis of
Now there is not much left of the glory of earlier days. Today's occasional trolls can not catch up to the glorious trolls of the past. What remains are honourable memories.
So it is time to mention some of the great heroes of the past to give them the merits they deserve. Of course, i have forgotten many, so please post any names that you consider worth to be named.
Egg Troll
Trollaxor
Klerck
* Spork
Turd Report
Fecal Troll Matter
Weather Troll
Grammar Nazi
WIPO Troll
For those who missed my earlier examples:
sqr(9 * e^(sqr (2.3) / 7!)) =
19 keystrokes
vs
2.3 sqr 7 ! / exp 9 * sqr
11 keystrokes
Algerbraic is dying!
It is official; HP confirms: Algerbraic is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Algerbraic community when HP confirmed that Algerbraic calculator usage has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all professionals. Coming on the heels of a recent hpcalc.org survey which plainly states that algerbraic notation has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Algerbraic is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent HPcalc.org speed trials.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict alberbraic's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Algerbraic faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for algerbraic because it is dying. Things are looking very bad for algerbraic. As many of us are already aware, it continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
TI's algerbraic calculator development team is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core engineers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time algerbraic's developers Casio and Sharp only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Algerbraic is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
RPN supporter Jean-Yves Avenard states that there are 70000 propfessional users of calculators. How many users of algerbraic are there? Let's see. The number of RPN versus algerbraic posts on comp.sys.hp48 is roughly in ratio of 500 to 1. Therefore there are about 70000/500 = 14 algerbraic users. Sharp DAL (Direct Algerbraic logic) posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of plain algerbraic posts. Therefore there are about 7 users of DAL. A recent article put DAL at about 50 percent of the algerbraic market. This is consistent with the number of DAL Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of mismatched brackers, excessive keystrokes and so on, algerbraic went out of favor with TI and was taken over by Casio who sell another troubled calculator. Now Casio is also dead, its corpse turned over to cheap chinese calculator manufactures.
All major surveys show that alg has steadily declined in market share. Algerbraic is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Algerbraic is to survive at all it will be among vintage calcululator collectors. Algerbraic continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Algerbraic is dead.
Fact: Algerbraic is dying
Please... if you are going to do the "In Soviet Russia" comment... do it right... somethink like:
In Soviet Russia...
Gameboy plays YOU!
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"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Cause I'm married."
A couple other have submitted this story
So does that mean a couple other editors will post this story in a few days?