Posted by
michael
on from the just-had-it-a-minute-ago dept.
jyuter writes "Apparently, Japan has lost 206kg of plutonium, enough to make 25 nuclear bombs. The official position is that it's not stolen, just 'unaccounted for.'"
Those damn gnomes...
by
imsmith
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· Score: 0, Offtopic
...you can't trust gnomes, they are all out to get you, hiding your keys, eating your socks, stealing your plutonium.
Some say they are good and just being bullied and pressured to do bad by the leprechauns, but don't be fooled by this pro-gnome propaganda. We are freedom loving people who will not be held hostages to mythical wee creatures and fairy folk with weapons of mass destruction.
The gnomes must disarm or, for the safety of peace-loving everywhere, we will disarm them - and if they are still a threat, we will disleg them and debone them.
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Some say they are good and just being bullied and pressured to do bad by the leprechauns, but don't be fooled by this pro-gnome propaganda. We are freedom loving people who will not be held hostages to mythical wee creatures and fairy folk with weapons of mass destruction.
The gnomes must disarm or, for the safety of peace-loving everywhere, we will disarm them - and if they are still a threat, we will disleg them and debone them.