Engrish LOTR: The Two Towers Captions

Cyclometh writes "Someone has put together a set of screengrabs from an Asian bootleg of LOTR:TTT, which are totally hysterical. The subtitles are apparently the genuine article, which definitely should bring the phrase caveat emptor to mind for anyone who buys bootleg DVDs. For a definition of Engrish, see here (apparently it's a no-smorking zone.)"

Comments

Hehehe

[MattCohn.com]

"too long I wanted my sister"

Hehehe... sorry. I know, but still. That picture, with that caption, looking so serious, just cracks me up.

heh.

Hehe. Sorry.

Heh.

Re:hehehe

[jejones]

The best Engrish in a manual I've seen was for an ABIT Socket 7 motherboard manual. I don't have it at hand, so I can't point to the precise one, but it is pre-super Socket 7. In the section on installing RAM, it says "All you have to do is insert RAM, without help from God. Isn't it wonderful?"

Re:Hehehe

[pyros]

your sister?! Bring your pussy face to my ass.

hehehe

[spdycml]

I love engrish...I work at a computer shop and just about all the manuals for motherboards are in engrish.....even the installation cd's give error messages in engrish...."please insert by yourself the correct windows OS"...That is an actual message from an Amptron motherboard driver installation!

IMHO, Dave Barry's Article is much funnier

[Omkar]

Read it here.

All your Helm's Deep are belong....

[heldlikesound]

In The Third Age 3018

War was beginning.

Gandalf: What happen ?

Aragorn: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Legolas: We get signal.

Gandalf: What !

Aragorn: Palinteer turn on.

Gandalf: It's You !!

Saruman: How are you gentlemen !!

Saruman: All your Helm's Deep are belong to us.

Saruman: You are on the way to destruction.

Gandalf: What you say !!

Saruman: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Saruman: HA HA HA HA ....

Gandalf: Take off every 'orc' !!

Gandalf: You know what you doing.

Gandalf: Move 'orc'.

Gandalf: For great justice.

Now why did you have to go and post that here ???

[xeniten]

We finally have some piece and quiet around here from the last time someone posted a piece about engirsh. For a whole year it was nothing but all your base this, and make your time that.

Now it's going to be a whole year of "You should make fun" and "we are not oaks we are hobiks."

Arrrrghhh!

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Growing up with Engrish

[thefinite]

Besides laughing myself unconscious reading Engrish.com, I was reminded of how frustrated I was as a kid playing the original Metal Gear, but being unable to get past the first stupid guard. He kept saying "I feel asleep", after which I would make a break for it and get caught. Little did I know, he meant to say, "I fell asleep". I was supposed to run past him before he said it. Stupid Engrish. All your base are belong to us, indeed.

Re:Maybe I'm not getting this...

[grammar nazi]

The grammar nazi is appalled!!

threat

[Xpilot]

Sounds like how you would threaten an evil sysadmin:

RELEASE HIM OR I SHALL CUT YOU OFF ROOT!

I guess Gollum was a Unix sysadmin back in the day. Which would explain why he's a shruken, miserable little creature who hates sunlight.

Re:Now why did you have to go and post that here ?

[DavidpFitz]

We finally have some piece and quiet

Been practising your Engrish, have you? You seem to have mastered it! :)