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Engrish LOTR: The Two Towers Captions

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the made-of-love dept.

Cyclometh writes "Someone has put together a set of screengrabs from an Asian bootleg of LOTR:TTT, which are totally hysterical. The subtitles are apparently the genuine article, which definitely should bring the phrase caveat emptor to mind for anyone who buys bootleg DVDs. For a definition of Engrish, see here (apparently it's a no-smorking zone.)"

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  1. bork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    bork, bork bork!

  2. ALL YOUR BASE BITCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    YEAH BITCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH!

  3. No comment... by superpulpsicle · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I lied, actually I do have a comment. Now give me a -1 like you slashdot judges always do.

  4. are you gellin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm gellin' like a felon.

  5. Don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I still "wants" one.

  6. CNN - America has 2,630+ religions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    America has more than 2,630 religions and still the president uses only one religion in an official note (remember, this was not a chat at his private ranch). What keeps him from not doing so ? Votes of course...

  7. Re:Hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As a matter of fact you'll never stuff your meat in a pussy in your entire life. And sodomizing your little sister will she is sleeping doesn't count as getting laid.

  8. Re:Lord Of The Porn by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, they link to YOU!

    --
    I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  9. Re:Actually.. by darien · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No they're not, they're consonants!