When Will The Next Slammer Strike?
scubacuda writes "Business Week has an article on how the Slammer worm demonstrates just 'how vulnerable the Internet remains': MS's own DBs were affected, telephone/ATM/etc were knocked out, and if the worm had occurred only 48 hours later (preventing investor's trading, 911 calls, banking services), there could have been a 'virtual Net shutdown.' Vincent Weafer, director of the computer-security outfit Symantec's Anti-Virus Response Center (SARC), says that the likelihood that a Slammer-style worm will hit at a more vulnerable moment is high."
When is the next Microsoft product being released?
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What the hell, I got karma to burn. :)
... thank you, Office Space
Not just let's throw him in the Slammer. Let's throw him in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass prison [*] with a cellmate who's affectionately known as... the Slammer.
"So, Mr. Worm Writer, are you enjoying your cellmate's one-eyed worm?"
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Cancelling a meeting decreases your productivity? Whoa.
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