Posted by
timothy
on from the official-language-of-the-federation dept.
mvw writes "Wanna go beyond Java, Perl, or Python? Joe Armstrong has published a nice tutorial on implementing robust servers in the functional concurrent
Erlang language.
Here is the
link."
meanwhile, back at the geek compound....
by
Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Offtopic
Malda: Timothy, I've got some bad news. VA Linux is bleeding red ink like a river of blood. We've got to rightsize someone, i think it has to be you.
Timothy: But Rob, I need this job! You know they won't hire me back at burger king since that peeing incident! And my parents are having the basement fumigated right now! You know Pudge doesn't need a job. Isn't there something I can do?
Malda: Hmmm. Well, if you give me a blowjob, or let me fuck you up the ass, I won't fire you. Whips out his penis
Timothy: starts sucking Hey, your dick tastes like shit!
Malda: What do you expect? Michael didn't want to be fired either!
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Malda: Timothy, I've got some bad news. VA Linux is bleeding red ink like a river of blood. We've got to rightsize someone, i think it has to be you.
Timothy: But Rob, I need this job! You know they won't hire me back at burger king since that peeing incident! And my parents are having the basement fumigated right now! You know Pudge doesn't need a job. Isn't there something I can do?
Malda: Hmmm. Well, if you give me a blowjob, or let me fuck you up the ass, I won't fire you. Whips out his penis
Timothy: starts sucking Hey, your dick tastes like shit!
Malda: What do you expect? Michael didn't want to be fired either!