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Meteorite Bowling

La Camiseta writes "According to this article from the Guardian Unlimited Observer, some members of the Salt Lake Astronomical Society want to drop bowling balls from airplanes onto the Utah salt flats to simulate meteorites falling. Unfortunately, it's hit a few snags."

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  1. Alternative funding: RIAA by TripleA · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could be dropping Ipod's and other mp3 players instead. I guess that would recieve some attention... "First mp3 player in space bombs".
    Of course, it wouldn't really be in space. But who trusts newspaper headlines anyway?

  2. Stupid! by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Snags??? I suppose you mean the TOWN under the area they wanted to drop the balls on. Doh!

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    1. Re:Stupid! by TheJesusCandle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Snags??? I suppose you mean the TOWN under the area they wanted to drop the balls on. Doh!

      Well, that shouldn't be a problem... a 4,000 mile-per-hour bowling ball probably wouldn't have any problem plowing straight through any snags that got in the way.

  3. They wanna drop what?! by dacarr · · Score: 3, Funny
    Look, if the winds at high altitudes can knock a 747 off course (which can be corrected), isn't it possible for those winds to knock a bowling ball or a shotput or a rock off course?

    On the other hand, I suppose if they get a little bit of english on the ball....

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  4. When I was young... by KDan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to think that toilets on airplanes were like the toilets on train - open underneath.

    That would make for some interesting meteorites no?

    Daniel

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  5. They need to talk to someone with experience... by foistboinder · · Score: 2, Funny

    The should contact David Letterman - he has all sorts of experience with this sort of stuff.

  6. INCOMMING!!!! by docbrown42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duck and Cover!!!

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  7. It's been done by VikingBerserker · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Released high in the atmosphere, the balls would reach the same velocity as a meteorite. Then we would discover if they bounced off, punched through or exploded,'

    I went to college with a guy who tried a similar experiment with a bowling ball and my dorm. Oddly enough, he was the one that was bounced.

  8. Wiggins! by Ydna · · Score: 2, Funny

    'We're not stupid,' added Wiggins.

    All I could think of after reading the article was Chief Wiggins and Ralph dropping heavy things out of an airplane.

    "Dropping things is fun, huh daddy?"

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  9. Famous Last Words: by NegativeK · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got it!

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    1. Re:Famous Last Words: by keller · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some time ago, a commercial appeared on tv here in Denmark. It was a man trying to load a bowling ball into his car, while parked on a fairly steep road. Of course the ball falls out, and rolls down the street. A man on the road signals that he 'got it' and when it comes he kicks it with all he's got... Of course the camera turns away so you don't see it, but every time you imagine how much it hurts to kick a BBall... It's followed by the punchline "need glasses?" or something and is promoting a national chain of opticians.
      I laughed my ass of first time I saw it. Still stings every time though, you just know that he hasn't got a non-fractured bone left in the foot!

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  10. hitting a few snags... by gnovos · · Score: 3, Funny

    some members of the Salt Lake Astronomical Society want to drop bowling balls from airplanes onto the Utah salt flats to simulate meteorites falling. Unfortunately, it's hit a few snags

    Well, that shouldn't be a problem... a 4,000 mile-per-hour bowling ball probably wouldn't have any problem plowing straight through any snags that got in the way.

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  11. Re:Simulations Gone Awry by Bastian · · Score: 3, Funny

    but what if it lands on your wife.

    Like we say in Nevada, better a few snags than a few hags.

  12. Duh. by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...some members of the Salt Lake Astronomical Society want to drop bowling balls from airplanes..."

    Who doesn't?

  13. Wiggum* by cornjchob · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're reading /. and don't know how to spell the name of a Simpson's character? I hope you live in the part of Utah that will allow this to happen. :p

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  14. Well... by cornjchob · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess dropping bowling balls from planes is right up the insane person's alley. Sometimes one just needs an open frame of mind to understand things of this magnitude. I don't see the problem here; I think these people would spare no expense to ensure these bowling balls wouldn't strike anyone.

    I'll bet the council that makes the decision will have a 7-10 split as to wether or not this should be allowed to happen. Those turkeys.

    Well just mod me -7 pun.

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    1. Re:Well... by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shut up you pin head.