Scientists Grow Pig's Heart On Sheep's Neck
t0rnt0pieces writes "Yahoo! News reports that Nebraska scientists say they successfully grafted a pig's heart to a sheep by manipulating the immune systems of both animals, a step that may soon allow scientists to grow organs for human transplantation. Trials using pig organs to transplant into humans are on the way. Besides hearts, the technology could be applicable to kidney, liver and pancreatic islet cell transplants. Take a look at a picture of one of the sheep here."
Now they can make pork, ham and bacon all come from the same animal... :P
This sheep has only one ass! It's useless to me!
...didn't they go for something more important, like wings on the back of a pig?
ewe...
Just when I was getting tired of ASCIId goatsex, they made goat horror new again.
Thank you, science!
Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
-T
And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a heart-shaped... uh, heart.
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I have heard of wearing your heart on a sleeve but this is absurd.
D.A.K.D.A.E.---- Deny all Knowledge, Destroy All Evidence
"And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a heart-shaped... uh, heart."
In one of my biology labs, there was a story about a student who presented his fair lady with a heart shaped box one Valentine's day. But instead of chocolates, the box contained, well...
Let me digress for a moment with a bit of Biology trivia. A turtle's heart will continue to beat for a considerable length of time after being removed from the body. Thanks to it's low metabolic rate and stable SA (pacemaker) node, it can continue to pulse slowly for days, if kept moist with an appropriate salt solution.
So... this girl opens the box and there's a beating heart in there. Unfortunately, the story doesn't record her reaction. However, I have my doubts as to whether the fellow got anywhere with his gift.
We've already grown humans with assess attached to the top of their necks. Currently they were last seem working in RIAA adminstration...