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Gamers, Upgrade your Systems

jbischof writes "Looking to upgrade your aging PC? Ace's Hardware has a new upgrade guide tailored specifically to gamers. The data shows exactly which upgrades - processor, motherboard, gfx card, or combination of the three - will give the best performance boost on all the latest and most popular games (according to their recent poll)."

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  1. Ode to drunken gamers... by theWrkncacnter · · Score: 0, Funny

    But with my mac all I have to do is throw it away and buy a new one! No kit for me! ;)

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    1. Re:Ode to drunken gamers... by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but how many times can you play Photoshop? I mean, the final map is pretty weak and that last boss is a major disapointment.

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  2. Go Go CowboyNeal Upgrade! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool now I know which order to get the components of my CowboyNeal(tm) doll updated!

  3. Games? by Corrupt+System · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only upgrade my computer to increase benchmark scores.

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  4. Linux? by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't help but question why they entireley jipped Linux from this gaming feature.

    Theres more to gaming than just Windows-only games like Couterstrike or Quake III.

    Many Linux people enjoy the same kind of fun on their platforms. Railroad Tycoon II and Quake II work just fine, thanks.

    Linux can do eveything these days, it's not 1991 anymore. Its full fledged and can play games and use Office documents. What are you waiting for to change.

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  5. The funny thing about this, by dlb · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..is that the guys who are willing to drop a metric buttload of coin for upgrading their gaming computer, are probably the same ones who were bitching about the $20 download of x86 Solaris.

    1. Re:The funny thing about this, by Tim+Doran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good lord - you mean there are imperial buttloads?!?

      Glad I live in Canada...

    2. Re:The funny thing about this, by dildatron · · Score: 3, Funny

      The imperial unit is assloads, not buttloads. An imperial assload is roughly equivilant to 2.4 metric buttloads. Unless you are in Canada.

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  6. Wrong kind of burner by Autonymous+Toaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, I thought that read Ace hardware. That's where I get all my upgrades.

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  7. You know you're an F1 fan when... by DG · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you see this screenshot:

    http://www.aceshardware.com/read.jsp?id=50000363 ...and know not only what track you're on, but that the car is in a position (in the braking area leading up to the chicane, on the wrong side of the track, with a couple of degrees of steering lock in the wrong direction) to crash in the next heartbeat.

    DG

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    1. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by I+am+the+blob · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, well he's playing Montoya, so even if he survived the crash he'd just blow up the engine half-way through the race. ;)

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    2. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, well he's playing Montoya, so even if he survived the crash he'd just blow up the engine half-way through the race. ;)

      Nah, he would be on the pole with the fastest qualifying time, lose the lead in the first corner to Schumie, make an incredibly dangerous and breathtaking pass to regain the lead a few laps later, THEN blow the engine.

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    3. Re:You know you're an F1 fan when... by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I you looked a little closer you would see that he's only doing 103mph in 3rd gear. He's coasting. Like the other guy said, he's Montoya, so the engine is clearly blown.

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  8. Speaking of upgrades... by Glytch · · Score: 5, Funny

    New motherboard: CAN$119.

    Athlon 2100+: CAN$206.

    512MB RAM: CAN$115.

    Realizing you have no cash left to replace your 16MB NVidia TNT2: Priceless.

    1. Re:Speaking of upgrades... by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Funny


      Realizing that those are US prices and now you have to pay double in Canadian money: Priceless.

  9. Re:results are from a poll eh... by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 4, Funny


    Video Card Upgrade:
    We upgrade the Geforce 2 Ti 200 to more trendy video cards, such as the Geforce 4 MX 440, Geforce 4 Ti 4200/4600 and Radeon 9700 Pro (Tyan Tachyon G9700). We also check with a Geforce 3 Ti 200 and Radeon 8500, as both videoards featured an excellent price/performance ratio and have been very popular.


    Aww, come on. You mean to tell me you don't buy parts based on how "trendy" they are?

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  10. tetris all the way baby by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Funny

    tetris is what i play,
    and with 1.2 GHz AMD Athlon, 512 MBRam and ATI A-I-W Ultra Pro AGP 32 MB RAM , it kicks some butt.
    I play tetris in Vim, in xemacs, so there

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  11. Re:Now I'd like advice for other types of users by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    What components should I get to maximize Photoshop and such?

    Just click that widget in the upper left corner, dude. You don't need any tools or "components" for that.

    Any sites that offer such advice?

    Ok, you're insisting:
    HOWTO: Maximize Button

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  12. Timing: by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHy did this come out the DAY AFTER i blow 150 bucks on a video card? I mean, im happy with it and all, but the comparison would have been nice. ;)

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  13. Re:Gaming Rigs... by Powercntrl · · Score: 2, Funny

    DVD-R - Lite On 16x DVD, 48x CD-ROM 34.50
    (snip)
    Course these prices are a couple days old.

    I had no idea DVD-R prices were that volatile.

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  14. Re:Oh Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    All you have to do is release the cheat bots as Linux only, and you will see everyone shift to linux. :)

    Yeah sure, you always have 97% rail accuracy...

  15. Re:Fuck AMD by ewhac · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...my system gets significantly better performance. Significantly = Same frame rates even tho i'm playing at 1280x1024 on a 19" monitor and he is playing at 1024x768 on a 17" monitor.

    Switch monitors and try again.

    Schwab