Cloneable Mammoth Cells Discovered in Russia
orthogonal writes "Animal Planet reports, in this article, that 'Russian scientists said Wednesday that they've found living cells in a frozen ice-age mammoth' which could be cloned, and gestated in an elephant. I see a new Republican mascot in this."
I know they're called the Grand Old Party, but that's rediculous.
I see a new Republican mascot in this.
What? Bigger, stupider, but forgets nothing and thinks the best solution is to trample everything underfoot that can't be eaten? Oh, all that, AND a bad ass fro for the extra 'bad hair day' bonus?
- billn
"pig and elephant DNA just won't splice. Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?"
I'm just curious how they're going to get a female of an elephant to gestate an organism that doesn't even share the same genetic code of the species, let alone have half of it come from the mother.
You don't get a species any more endangered than the woolly mammoth!
-WolfWithoutAClause
"Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"no no, just kidding.
Seriously though, does any country want herds of 10,000 lbs mammals running around eating 400lbs of vegetation a day? Sounds like some new kind of plague, or the SUV of the animal kingdom energy source. I don't think either of those countries really need to revive that species. As for keeping it in captavity... we all know how well _that_ works. If they reconstitute that species, they better reconstitute it's least powerful predator as well.
-malakai
-Malakai
A Dragon Lives in my Garage
A stone-age mascot for stone-age thinking, or just another tribute to Strom Thurman?
"I see a new Republican mascot in this." and yet, for some reason, I see a Jurassic Park Sequel in the works...
'cause we all know what republicans love: Russians!
-- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
Oh and it eats Greens. This joke is starting to get sick.
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
"Escaped mammoth goes on rampage, destroys Burger King. 18 injured, 4 dead."
Seriously though, I don't think this is a good idea. What possible purpose (save entertainment value) could be served by reviving a long extinct species? (A species which has been long extinct for a reason, I might add.)
I'm a firm believer in the Darwinian process and sometimes a little extinction is a good thing. Just because we can do something, doesn't mean we should.
I would be interested in hearing people's thoughts on this subject and if a reasonably intelligent discussion breaks out, I'll expound on my thinking.
'Nuff said.
I've always known the caf at the office was serving mummified mammoth meat in their sandwiches, now they'll have fresh mummified mammoth meat to offer. A great day for science.
We're at the center of the food black hole. Didn't you see The Simpsons?
If the environmentalists get in a lather over cattle farting and ruining the ozone, imagine a herd of Mammoth! As for me, I'll do the Fred Flinstone thingy and have a massive mammoth rib delivered onto my car at the drive through.
K-K-K-Kenny's C-C-Coming to C-C-C-Clone Me!
I'll bet Russia could really use the eco-tourism money that this would generate. I wouldn't mind a vacation package to see these things up close.
The team, led by Japan's Kazufumi Goto...
I hear that Goto is considered harmful.
If anyone can get me a steak of this thing, I will pay handsomely.
All things in moderation; including moderation
IN SOVIET RUSSIA...mammoth clone finds you.
And she's a member of the East German Olympic swim team... (ba dum ching)
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
It's gonna get weird people. I'm tellin' ya WEIRD.
The good news is that I'll be safely dead and gone before this really takes off, but somebody is gonna have to deal with this stuff eventually, and some of it is going to be most unpleasant.
Is it fascism yet?
I'll admit I don't know much about Siberia, but I would imagine that there are at least a few other animals up there (The Siberian tiger springs to mind). I wonder how the mammoths will interact with them. Who remembers the Simpsons episode where Bart brought a frog to Australia?
Since they have somatic cells (ie normal cells not eggs or sperm) if they clone it into an elephant egg they will get an baby mammoth of the same gender and the original.
I really doubt that mammoth and elephant are more cross fertile that horse/donkey and the offspring will be sterile which means that the only way to perpetuate the species is by continued cloning.... However if the mammoth is male it could be possible to deactivate the 'male gene' (SRY in humans) and create a female mammoth.
I know a Song about that
(to Home on the Range)
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown,
My very own clone,
We'll be of the opposite sex.
Chorus:
Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
Since her mind is my own,
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex.
a large number of samples from a large number of animals, preserved and put into space.
Prove it. I've seen multiple studies that shown that that dang old end-of-the-ice-age had a small hand in their extinction. As they were pushed farther and farther north into unfertile lands, not by humans, their numbers started to thin.
There's no substantial evidence to the overhunting claim. Yes, we have over-hunted species; that wasn't until the exploration ages, though. American Indians lived in peace with the wolf, the coyote, the buffalo, the moose, the elk; I fail to see why they couldn't reach an agreement with the mammoth.
Except for the inconvenient little fact that it was humans who wiped out the wooly mammoth. If we hadn't hunted the things into extinction, they would probably survive quite well in areas like Siberia.
So what? We're a part of nature, too. The mammoths ran up against nature's fair-haired boys (who may or may not have actually been fair-haired), and got their asses handed to them. How's that any different than if some species were driven to extinction by any other means, or by some other species? I'm so tired of this "nature good, humans evil" crap!
Yes, we have a mean streak a mile wide. Better hope we still have it when the Bugs come for our planet...
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