Open Watcom 1.0 Released
JoshRendlesham writes "The Open Watcom C/C++ and FORTRAN 1.0 compilers have been officially released. The source, and binaries for Win32 and OS/2 systems, are available. This release also means that outside developers can join and contribute to the project." Or if you prefer, gcc is up to 3.2.2.
You could use http://censorware.org/, or if you prefer, http://censorware.net/, which is not the hands of a dirty squatter.
Seriously. Of course, micheal also uses windows 98 because it's 95 versions ahead of linux 3, and 85 versions ahead of OS X.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.