Trail of Tears: MySQL, ODBC, & OpenOffice 1.0
Joe Barr writes "
I found a wonderful "how-to" piece called "OpenOffice.org 1.0, ODBC and MySQL," by John McCreesh. In the introduction, McCreesh writes about OpenOffice.org 1.0's "best kept secret" -- that secret being the fact that hidden away inside, completely unknown to most OpenOffice users, is a user-friendly front end for databases that is "a Microsoft Access (and more) equivalent." That may be so, but there is a very good reason why it's a secret: it's too damn hard getting OpenOffice and ODBC wired up correctly."
In Soviet* Russia
The OpenOffice haiku
Writes Anon Coward!
Natalie Portman,
Beowulf cluster of grits;
Phase three is profit.
Let us not forget
In A. D. Two-one-oh-one
War was beginning.
* To make this work, pronounce it "sov-yet".
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