Dear Apple
by
Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
Dear Apple,
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because
of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have
become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay
friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such
as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice
and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would
be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal
to young boys. Thanks in advance.
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I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.