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NASA: Evidence Favors Infinitely Expanding Universe

Chris Gondek writes "The Sydney Morning Herald has a story here about how NASA is expected to announce this week that it has proved the existence of "dark energy," a cosmic force that counteracts gravity and will keep the universe expanding forever. The announcement will effectively demolish the theory that life will be wiped out in a "big crunch" when the universe collapses, and should end decades of academic dispute. Scientists ranging from Stephen Hawking, the Cambridge University physicist, to Albert Einstein, have argued that the universe eventually will stop expanding and then implode under the force of gravity, destroying all life. The Chicago Sun Times has also got some info."

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  1. I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    but my money is on Hawking and Einstein, and not only because they had a handle on the metric system.

  2. Perception is reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dammit. Now I'm going to be able to feel my atoms growing farther apart all week.

  3. Whew! That's a relief! by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the universe won't be wiped out by a big crunch.

    What a relief. I was worried.

    The universe will be wiped out by the heat death of the universe instead.

    (Or am I incorrect in my understanding?)

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  4. Ah crap by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    So all that money that I spent on "Big Crunch" insurance is going to waste?

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  5. Re:Sun Times? by PD · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm watching for coverage of the actual event in the Chicago White Dwarf Times.

  6. Re:Heat Death instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The universe is slowly cooling, and will eventually cool to absolute zero (killing all life), or so the theory goes.



    Thus finally allowing Mickey Mouse to pass into the public domain.

  7. Re:Then how did the Bing Bang happen? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to understand the era he grew up in to adequately answer this question. Mr. Crosby was a free-loving man and often bedded many of his attractive female co-stars.

    He was a very good crooner.

    This is how, not "The", but many, Bing Bangs happened.

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  8. Maybe a little Robert Frost too... by Pyrosophy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some say the world will end in fire,
    Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire.
    But if it had to perish twice,
    I think I know enough of hate
    To say that for destruction ice
    Is also great
    And would suffice.

  9. Re:Heat Death... unless by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is true... unless there is another mechanism that transforms some of the dark energy back to normal matter. This could result in a classic steady state model.

    "Let there be light"

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  10. Re:Whew! That's a relief! by Animus+Howard · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Whew! That's a relief!

    Reminds me of the story of the student of cosmology who frantically waved his hand until the annoyed professor finally called on him.

    "Professor, would you mind repeating what you just said about the end of the universe?"

    "I said that according to recent estimates it would take place in about 200 billion years."

    "Oh, thank God, you really had me worried there for a minute! I though you said million!

  11. What I want to know is... by Mephie · · Score: 5, Funny
    What will remain is a universe full of black holes, which after trillions of years will explode to leave nothing but dark energy.

    How the hell can they predict what the universe is going to do in trillions of years, but I can't get an accurate weather forcast for the next 24 hours??

  12. I'm getting confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it called the "Bing Bang" or the "Big Band"?