Stupid Security
Buck Mulligan writes "The folks at Privacy International are holding a stupid security contest to discover the "world's most pointless, intrusive, annoying and self-serving security measures." Nominations can be submitted by email: stupidsecurity@privacy.org.
My vote goes to the Ronald Reagan 'Free Trade' Center in Washington, where you have to show your driver's license to visit the food court. (Having a driver's license proves that you aren't dangerous!)"
US web-vendors that requires international customers to e-mail or fax in a copy of their ID and credit card. Mailing a picture of the card kinda defeats the purpose of the secure, encrypted order form.
Have you guys ever seen one of those things? There's this form you have to fill when you request a VISA for travelling into the US. I think it's the same for most foreign countries. In Mexico, at least, it has about 10 checkboxes that look something like this:
- I am a member of a violent terrorist organization yes / no
- I am trafficking drugs/weapons/any sort of illegal substances into the US yes / no
- I am an active member of a hate/racist group involved in violent attacks of minorities yes / no
- I engage in satanic rituals.... etc. etc.
I'm not kidding you. This is the sort of things the form actually asks. I guess there may be a legal precedent as to the need for these questions, but it's funny as hell anyway. Or maybe it actually works for stopping extremely stupid hatemongers / drug dealers from travelling into the country.
Overcaffeinated. Angry geeks.
My favourite as of late is applying to security-minded companies, and embedding an image in my email from a server that I have access to. I can watch it as my cover-letter is passed from one department to another. I get to see what systems they are using, and I've found that a lot of companies have their IT department running one version of OS with a Google browser, while HR runs another version of OS (usually XP), and internal managers or reviewers running yet again another OS...
Sillies. You want security, don't claim to be a security firm and yet allow people to view your internal operations... Sillies...
I stick to walls...
What they DID accept was my recently expired college ID. WHAT???
And if you want to call and complain to the passport office, it's a toll number!