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What is Your Best Tech Joke?

3770 asks: "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't. -- OK, I'm having a slow day at work. What is your favorite techie joke? I'm asking you! Make me laugh!"

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  1. Tutorial by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try this binary to decimal tutorial.

    It's quite helpful.

    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  2. Re:sortof a joke by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 3, Informative

    I haven't seen any response indicating "getting" the joke, so for those who don't get it:

    The license plate says feature. It's on a beetle, A.K.A. a bug.

    "It's not a bug, it's a feature"

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    *everything* is Orwellian to cats.
  3. Re:sortof a joke by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a geek, and it had to be explained to me that in the US, they call VW beetles "bugs".

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    sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
  4. Re:On the topic of funny tech jokes... by Xaoswolf · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sounds like a newer BOFH. Also check out Gord a video game store owner.