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What is Your Best Tech Joke?

Posted by Cliff on from the have-fun-with-this-one! dept.

3770 asks: "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't. -- OK, I'm having a slow day at work. What is your favorite techie joke? I'm asking you! Make me laugh!"

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  1. Re:An Engineer, a Mathematician, and a Physicist.. by Judebert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't three sections of fence be better? A triangle is the polygon with the least number of sides...

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  2. Re:An Engineer, a Mathematician, and a Physicist.. by jkramar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it wouldn't. An equilateral triangle of perimeter 12 has area 4sqrt(3). A square of perimeter 12 has area 9. 9>4sqrt(3)

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  3. Re:Ok, I don't get it by beebware · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm getting more enjoyment out of imagining what will happen to that post when it is taken out-of-context for meta-mod...