NCR Patents the Internet
An anonymous reader writes "We all know about NCR's lawsuit against Palm & Handspring, but I haven't seen much press about patent infringements they are claiming against some of the biggest sites on the planet. According to documentation that a friend's company has recently received, their patents protect everything from keyword searching to product categorization. Patents to look for (and filed in 1998) include 6,253,203, 6,169,997, 6,151,601, 6,085,223 and 5,991,791 . IMHO, this is absolutely outrageous and is likely to cause billions in both legal fees and eventual licensing fees (eBay, Amazon and MSFT have already licensed from NCR). How is this not the lead story on every site? every day? Maybe because no one wants to get sued for having an online business."
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Well, maybe the first too, you fudgepackers.
Just for kicks.
ooooooooooooo, first post :)
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In Soviet Russia the internet created AL GORE!
Easy guys, I put my pants on one leg at a time. The difference is after I put on my pants I make gold records!
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I've got Patent #GO,AT,SE.CX which says "NCR can give me a long hard suck on my arse.
Karma be damned!
Trolling is a art,
People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.
s/that/who/
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People are 'who', not 'that'.
It just wasn't very relevant.
Take heart, mr. prime number troll, there are people out there who do appreciate your contributions to the /. community!
Good thing michael can claim prior art.
The Internet makes money off you.
YHBT
HAND
same as the first,
you thought it'd get better
it's gonna get worse..."
Thanks for enhancing this discussion with Boring Al Gore Joke #34,991.
Retard.