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House and Senate Reject E-mail Surveillance

Posted by timothy on from the sweet-of-them dept.

vena writes "The Star Tribune reports the House and Senate today agreed not to allow email surveillance of American citizens proposed by the Total Information Awareness program. Additionally, negotiators agreed to halt all future funding on the program without extensive consultation with Congress."

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  1. Excellent news! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Does this mean I can stop using PGP?

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  2. On second thought... by mekkab · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess even they couldn't stomach the idea of reading other people's spam.

    Too bad, they could have compared prices on herbal viagra.

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  3. Sense at last by Herby+Werby · · Score: 5, Funny

    all your mail are not belong to us

  4. Thank god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was worried about people seeing my love letters to CowboyNeal. That he NEVER RESPONDS TO

  5. Re:Skewed perspective? by joebagodonuts · · Score: 5, Funny

    I liked this quote better:

    "Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., senior Democrat on the subcommittee, said of the program, "Jerry's against it, and I'm against it, so we kept the Senate amendment." Of the Pentagon, he said, "They've got some crazy people over there."

    No shit.

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  6. What I really want to know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    [text removed by line eater v9.3 - thanks for shopping with the NSA!]

  7. Does this mean I can stop running spook? by Rocko+Bonaparte · · Score: 5, Funny

    All of my friends have been asking me why I keep randomly throwing spy USCOI Mena bluebird virus Sears Tower electronic surveillance Vince Foster White Water ASPIC industrial espionage Semtex CBNRC Mossad Juiliett Class Submarine all these strange words into my emails. It's from spook, a military asset class struggle AUTODIN Mafia MDA genetic cryptographic South Africa Crypto AG keyhole Rubin Medco eavesdropping Chobetsu little emacs script that adds high-risk words to my emails. The theory is, the extra traffic of false-positives will overwhelm any Steve Case North Korea Cohiba computer terrorism PGP SCUD missile AIMSX ARPA CISU arrangements class struggle chameleon man ISEC security espionage effort by the government to gamma Uzi FIPS140 bemd assassinate CDMA ANDVT Elvis USCODE 22nd SAS threat Bletchley Park colonel industrial espionage csystems monitor email traffic.

    Does that mean I can stop doing this now? My coworkers think I chameleon man SWAT PGP JFK ANZUS top secret Cohiba USCODE Delta Force ASDIC virus assassination Noriega World Trade Center cryptanalysis have Tourettes.

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  8. Darn it all! by Iakona · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was hoping to send some nice emails in arabic like:

    Jihad to Microsoft! Linux has risen in an explosive blaze of fury! I like VX works. Food tastes good with ricin it. Death to BUSH using new hedge trimmers. 90% off swedish made penis enlargers! (Which is what they're really looking for)

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  9. In a word . . . by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 5, Funny
    -----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
    qANQR1DBwU4DFRm5nWRHfUAQCACvS5Q/HAkmsluEsbKSFhwvoK T8/qTNhyumTtQ3 qiROtkgFWoHI7hEzNBx8EBi+ckDUh6LHwhbMEvaRHrgCpCwOQU NJtGODdRRkC9Sp vGVToEJBsxTNEWFB6uKqxh8wZmzwCNY9f8ZZ8MF0LNbkRHsv0i T+4hVf9S3e5N4r GQZBf0vaBgcI/JeC2pnQxiPgxXm/GMhuDlAwPzTZzHxRSvXaJL XSQ2hd6d1FZ204 6za1gkqAE7kK/ewJNKAdJ+bDaapgXEvI72sLNVZp4Vr+xbdM9d mstUCzf3lWxLrc 2yajd3dAR4IvtgPlVocWQ0UHkhKQ+0u+aFaVDS8xb0Rm+DpcB/ 9atVjsBhkjGxrs GacSLX2KKlRhWDvHwwjc4iUPvKCpQ6Ksl2BJZL/pwzoPE1RpB7 70pj37VGHTCAZs Xocqbsmu+0oauT/ZMvzIvZR3QbopiEVLT3eBfp7mZBTfVYIkZh acPD9UQjoIzFNa F/n7QdZrx1jdtITBB7ywr3gkPTdbOOz2leXyETJ6b65Z8gb83f DDec/CMM8Va3av uIczXvBXcYEVE01IZL+m17E0aXSbqE9iBPoXpGuMSoeLZjyJMJ BKDfLMu/nCj2Pc NQjT7j4ElprPpmAeenEVguXvWMW2lZ9jDmy3U0a9eAgnh4VSpt X+ReIf5emolQBR 4zo3VVNRySDViNTepXLCysx3UFp7NrId2BlujK+Gwn6wxLJCVt 6HBA== =yw4b
    -----END PGP MESSAGE-----

    No.

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    1. Re:In a word . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but it's slightly more readable than Perl at least.

  10. yeah, but... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 4, Funny
    Smallpond said:
    Maybe they can find a good military officer, a colonel maybe, to make those reports to Congress.
    Sounds like a great idea, but what if he panics???

    ;)

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