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Opera Releases "Bork" Edition
David Arnesen writes "Two weeks ago it was revealed that Microsoft's MSN portal targeted Opera users, by purposely providing them with a broken page. As a reply to MSN's treatment of its users, Opera Software today released a very special Bork edition of its Opera 7 for Windows browser. The Bork edition behaves differently on one Web site: MSN. Users accessing the MSN site will see the page transformed into the language of the famous Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show: Bork, Bork, Bork!
Here you can find the press release and download link!"
as that's virtually the content of msn.com already.
You can send this letter to Opera Software using their feedback page.
Why bother.
here
;)
Please don't mod me up.
Is a browser that detects HTML errors in the pages it reads. If it finds any, it will display/fix up the pages just like all current browsers do, but it will also add a big banner at the top of the page that says "WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE WEB PAGES PROPERLY."
Ok, the Funny grandparent post is now Insightful, the Complaining parent post is now Funny, can we have a new surreal moderation option? +5 Fish!
Microsoft will respond to to this insult by releasing "Microsoft Internet Explorer Yosemite Sam Edition", which will deface the opera corporate website in a witty manner. Except it'll have a bug, and will also deface the KDE webiste. The konqueror team will respond in their next version by replacing every 'c' on the MSN website with a 'k'. Microsoft will take this as an assult from the open source community, and will render the mascots on both the KDE and Mozilla sites with comedy spectacles and moustaches. Lynx users will be served graphics only versions of MSN with lots of frames. Mozilla will respond in kind, by rendering MSN upside down. Applewill by default not be able to provide a browser which does not offend anybody, and will be reluctantly drawn into the frey. It will be the browser wars all over again, but this time more bitter, and somehow, more hilarious. It will escalate out of control, until the entire internet is rendered and defaced in a comical fashion. Internet Obfuscation Protcol (IOP) will become an ECMA standard, but each browser will maintain its own incompatible version. Everyone will go back to using phones and fax machines.
If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
It actually took me a moment to spot the difference.
I guess reading Slashdot for a couple years has me imune to speeling earroors.
Telling someone not to look at something is the surest way to get them to look at it. Besides, at least goatse is funny. The funniest part is that someone took those awful goatse pictures as part of a series of photos that were evidently meant to be erotic.
In any case, I find things at AOL, MSN, and Yahoo to be just as offensive as goatse.
Basically, to all you goatse haters, get a sense of humor for fsck's sake. And for you moderators with no sense of humor, I have karma to burn. Give it to me baby.
GF
Lots of petrified grits
In other news, slashdot users all agree, The Bork edition makes MSN usable.
Opera, the Bork Edition does what MSN editors have failed to do, make MSN a site that people want to visit.
Joe M Soft said, "Wow after the Bork Edition was released, web hits increased over 10000%. I can't believe all of the positive comments I have recieved."
In other news, Microsoft signs the Swedish Chef to be Editor at Large.
Gator/Claria is Spyware.
As a Swede I have to agree, throughout modern history we Swedes have suffered terribly. This Swedish chef thing is just the latest in the anti-vikingism seen around the world. We gave the world quality music like Abba and Ace of Base, not to mention we brought you quality furniture through Ikea, and crappy cellphones from Ericsson. And what do you do, you laugh at us and mock us and create obviously evil things like this... It's to the point now that I can't hear someone mention Swedish meatballs without crying... My wife offered me Swedish massage and I shrieked and I immediately went fetal. No more I say! We Swedes have suffered enough.
Signed:
The Swedish Non-Confrontational Front for the Invasion of Norway, Or The Invading By Norway, Either One.
PS, Norweigans smell.
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