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Some Geek Guides for Dating
An anonymous reader sends in this: "In honor of upcoming V-day, here are some geek guides for help in finding your geeky match: Guy's Guide to Geek Girls,
Girl's Guide to Geek Guys, advice from a she-geek, Engineer Your Love Life and Bart's Dating Guide for Geeks.
And for those of you who are absolutely hopeless, well, there is always Coincidence Designs... It's not too late, so good luck!" Another reader has some good news: "An article in Discover magazine reports on research done by scientists at the University of Toronto about how males attract mates. The cited article claims that when males are young, the show offs are actually the ones who are least likely to succeed later on. This causes a "revenge of the nerds effect:" the football players burn out but the nerds become sexy!" And if all else fails, you can try a Valentine's Day Form Letter.
1. shower
2. throw away jap/scat/fecal/tentacle rape vids
3. shave
4. stop meeting michael at the truckstop bathroom
5. meeting someone at a glory hole is not a date
good luck!
This is useful information (goodness knows I'll be putting it to work soon!), and Slashdot is certainly a good place to post it. However, I'm concerned that perhaps publishing this kind of material could be counterproductive, both for "geeks" and for mankind.
One aspect of geekiness has always been a lack of connection with other people. This emotional chasm is what has driven many of the Great Geeks (Einstein, Feynman, et al) to pour their energy into invention and genius. Geeks are thus given a choice, between intellectual pursuits and the attempt to integrate themselves with normal society. There should be no shortcuts, or we risk losing future geniuses to the normal life.
Also, the human race is kept strong is through evolution. If asthmatic, neurotic geeks improve their chances in the great slot machine of life, then future generations may be cursed with poorer health and social skills (which are essential to proper child-rearing), a state that will only be perpetuated and intensified in generations to come. Geeks need to be at a sexual disadvantage to temper their intellectual superiority, lest we introduce imbalance to the human race.
Geek guides for dating could be a powerful weapon against the Dark Lord in the East.
Boromir, son of Faramir, King of Gondor and Minas Tirith
relationships?
since the receNT demise of the Godless payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup fraud bullshipping industrIE, upon the pacific crest, being aware of whoare you eNTering into ?relationships? with, has become more important than ever before.
look for va.msn.?net? (VAST) relationships?
all fud, all the time. it doesn't get any better than this?
Mainly because you never respected anyone else.
"Geek" this.
"Nerd" that.
What a crock.
NEWS FLASH: 100% of sane, rational people are not homosexual.
Maybe that in a forum mostly used by men, we have a total and absolute disgust of other men who suck another man's dick or to fuck another man in the ass.
... Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed...
And when you die, you can both burn in Hell together.
is there any particular reason why you woudl suggest shooring soemone because they pointed out that most men do not want to read about faggots fucking.
... Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed...
Most Europeans are NOT circumcised causing many men to stay virgins because NO human female will ever touch a disgusting elephant trunk penis. That is why Europe's birth rate is falling. Ever since the Holocaust, there have been too FEW mohels to take care of Europe's foreskins.
Until Europe gets more mohels or when they stop having socialized medicine that won't pay for a nice tight circumcision, I'm afraid uncircumcised geeks will just have to watch p0rn with circumcised men fucking p0rn's supermodels.
I hope you don't include yourself in the category 'men', you're quite clearly the sort of pathetic specimen who should be kept in a sealed jar so people can come look and say 'Oooh, THAT'S what cockroaches evolved from!'. Why do you care if two men want to suck one another off? Does the thought of all that hot cum spurting into your mouth and running down your throat really disgust you? Or does the fact that you start to feel a little twitching 'downstairs' disgust you? Are you afraid of your feelings? Is what you really want a good hard cock to suck? Would you like to join the orchestra on the pink oboe? I bet you would really, you're just too scared to face the truth!
Or to put it another way, do us all a favour and drop dead in a gutter creepoid, you know jack diddly ding dong shit about the real world.
I can feel a flamebait mod coming on but hey, I got karma to burn on assholes like this.
Yeah, but have you seen those Russian women??
Actually 99.5 percent aren't homosexual. The 'one in ten' is a skewed statistic, read about it here.
Hope that clear stuff up... by the way I'm not against gay people... but I think people should get their facts straight.
"Entropy is the bad-guy, and he is everywhere"