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Highlift Systems' Space Elevator In The News Again

Kris_J writes "Highlift Systems may have found a second location for the anchor of their space elevator -- Perth, Western Australia. Apparently we have the calm waters and international airport that it needs, amongst other things. Slashdot has covered this company's efforts before: Oct 9, 2002 and, earlier, August 13, 2002, but it's worth discussing again since '[recent funding] has been given momentum by the Columbia shuttle disaster.'"

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  1. But what about? by hsidhu · · Score: 4, Funny

    you know some jack ass is going to press the buttons for floors 1 -100,000

    1. Re:But what about? by ScriptGuru · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thats why they need a space escilator.

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    2. Re:But what about? by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Funny

      Worse yet, they will go the entire way asking:
      Can you hear me now?

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  2. Great Glass by prodangle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Willy Wonka would love this!

  3. Fortunately by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perth also has an extremely large sanatorium to cater for the elevator musak induced madness

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  4. Re:Okay by Rubbersoul · · Score: 5, Funny

    See the world is round and Australia is at the bottom of it. So by putting it in Australia it can just kinda dangle off of earth into space (being that Australia is down under and all).

    I hope the clears it all up (or down as the case may be) for you.

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  5. Monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "But with a start-up cost of $17 billion, the idea needs strong US and Australian government support."

    Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
    Like a genuine,
    Bona fide,
    Electrified,
    Six-car
    Monorail!
    What'd I say?
    Ned Flanders: Monorail!
    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
    Patty+Selma: Monorail!
    Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

  6. Get the earth elevators right first! by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about a space elevator (it is a cool idea and hopefully it will actually happen) but how in the world are we expected to believe that a 100,000 km long elevator will work if they still can't get the simple 20 store elevators to always run smoothly. I constantly see broken elevators at work and in many buildings, hell it would suck to get stuck in an elevator 80km above ground, I can just see it: a dark room with 6 people and some lagguage. Everything is going ok and all of a sudden, 40hours after lift off - shebang, nothing works! So they reach for the emergency phone: -Hello? Hello? Anybody out there? I don't think we are moving any more! Anybody at all? Anybody!

    Just like the usual, the mechanics are off for today. It would sure suck to hang up there held by a f...ng thread :)

  7. Ya know ... by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they will have to choose the music for this elevator VERY carefully. I mean, how long will it take to get up there? You don't want people to go insane and stuff.

    Although, it would make for a REALLY good tv-movie. :)

  8. Re:Come to Perth - meet crooked cops by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a slightly concerning fact that WA has a royalcommission.wa.gov subdomain ;)

  9. Re:Australia? by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happened to Sri Lanka? I thought the goal was to get as close to the equator as practical.

    No, Sri Lanka was to get it as close to Arthur C. Clarke as possible.

  10. Off-topic? OFF-TOPIC??? by Hubert+Q.+Gruntley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Elevators == Muzak
    Muzak == Craziness
    Moderators == On Crack

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  11. Re:Perth people, prompt the Premier page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Alex, can you stop reading Slashdot and upgrade the computers in G01 please... ;)

  12. Coming down by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The most overrated feature of the space elevator is the fact that it doesn't require the elevator to be in space again to get people down. Instead people returning to earth get to using the "swirl down the pole fireman style" method.

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  13. Re:Okay by spike+hay · · Score: 1, Funny

    Question: The article mentions having a cable some 100,000 kms long. Uh, wouldn't that lap the planet a few times? What would keep (or cause) a Gary Larsonesque tragedy from occuring?


    Seriously, don't you think they would have considered things like that before heavily funding this space elevator?

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  14. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ideally the elevator could be set up so that the bottom would hang a few feet off the ground in midair.

    For technical reasons this only works when the bottom of the elevator ribbon is suspended a few feet about a small wicker basket; however, the idea is sound.

    This also alludes to the second problem in keeping the elevator vertical - once the material strength issues are solved, you still need to find someone who can play the flute indefinitely without stopping. The Perth placement is partly designed to take advantage of the circular breathing techniques developed and perfected by the local didgeridoo players.

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