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Cancelling your Passport.NET Account?
An anonymous reader asks: "i read on the
Passport.NET
site that
'Microsoft has announced plans to discontinue the .NET Passport express purchase service' AKA .NET Passport wallet. This may well be old news but the reason i stumbled on it is I want to discontinue my Passport account. There is a link on the account maintainace page that allows just this - however it bounced me to my Hotmail account which I had to close first. However my Passport account is still open and when I try to close it I just get bounced to the Hotmail reactivation page... (the reason i am so hyper about this is anger at being automatically opted-ini to two seperate information sharing schemes without being asked - no wonder there was so much spam! Have any of you had a similar problem closing your account? Has anyone managed? If so how?"
why my dog keeps getting so much spam! I'm waiting for the credit card offers to arrive in the mail. Then, one day soon, he'll mysteriously find his way into the social security database. He'll have to do jury duty. Then the IRS will figure out that he hasn't ever paid taxes and come after him. Finally, he'll get drafted and have to fight in a war against terrorism (down with feral cats!)
All because of a simple passport.net signup.
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.
--MBCook posting anon to avoid spam lovers :)
oh wait... thats because I never signed up for one.
Scott
Sounds like you're out $200. Here's the thing to do:
1. Go to the bank. Withdraw $200. Get four fifties.
2. Find a skank bar. Drink, for four nights beginning Tuesday, $50 worth of booze nightly. Even at a fairly pricey bar, $50 will get you wasted. Be sure to get properly belligerent drunk. Accost people. Fondle women. Get some phone numbers, bruises, and a split lip. It really doesn't hurt that bad. A bloody lip heals in about four days. Plus, even if you win a fight, it still hurts just as bad as losing. Do wear robust boots, however.
3. On Saturday, when you're a hung-over pile, go gandi.net and register a new domain. It's about $12 yearly. Find some good web hosting. I found some for $5/month. Then, write about your drunken exploits.
That's my MO. It's not bad.
Back in the bbs days, I got a separate phone line for computer use and have kept it since. Being the cheap bastard that I am, I didn't want to pay for an unlisted number. When asked what name to put in the phone book, I chose my favorite cartoon character at the time, and the name of my Netware 3.11 server at the time, "Stimpy", as in "...Sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me!"
Over the many years, Stimpy was sent the obvious long distance service junk mails, as well as over 100 (I stopped counting) AOL floppies. The majority of our house's junk mail was addressed to me or my wife, but Stimpy was gaining ground. Along the way, someone decided that Stimpy must have been in the military. Stimpy has received mailings letting him know what Veteran benefits he is missing out on. Stimpy has declined offers of prequalified (not preapproved) credit cards for respected Veterans from many different banks.
All from a simple phonebook listing. I've considered getting him a Social Security number and claiming him as an elderly dependent. My wife, a lawyer, thinks it is a bad idea...
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