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Do Comets go Poof?

lwbecker2 writes "IEEE Computing in Science and Engineering Magazine has a free story online about scientists try to solve the mystery of where all the missing comets are going. Do they go Poof? Interesting information on the modelling and simulation of the Universe including the use of Mathematica and Beowulf clusters."

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  1. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    DHMO is water. Solid DHMO is ice. Powdered ice is snow. The term "DHMO" is used to show how easy it is to get sheeple to believe that a safe substance is dangerous. That said, here's a translation:

    A release of substantial amounts of powdered water crystals (snow) is
    being blamed for the deaths of over 20 people in the Washington, D.C. area.
    The release closed numerous U.S. Government offices on Saturday (15); Federal
    agencies affected by the blizzard were said to include the Pentagon, CIA and
    other key national defense installations. While the snowstorm occurred
    just two days after Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge announced an "Orange"
    level terrorism alert, officials said no terrorist group has as yet claimed
    responsibility for the release; and U.S. spy satellites had detected few signs
    of powdered snow at known terrorist training camps. The dry, white powder
    observed in the metro DC area has the same appearance and consistency as
    anthrax spores previously observed in US mail -- but this weekend's
    storm was over five times deadlier, said officials. It has been known for
    some time that the Federal Government has had specially equipped weather
    monitoring facilities located at airports, military installations and in the
    centers of major US cities, but an official noted that these facilities have
    traditionally operated with little public fanfare. Officials said that the
    threat from the precipitation has now "abated dramatically" and they
    now expect that the U.S. threat level will be lowered to "Yellow" later this
    week.