Linux Xbox Project Seeks Microsoft Signature

silvaran writes "We've had several Microsoft posts, and here's another, from CNet News. The team behind the XBox port of Linux is seeking a digital signature from Microsoft to approve the XBox Linux project. This would allow it to run on an unmodified XBox. According to the article, "Microsoft will be eligible to apply for an award under this scheme if they approve Xbox Linux as a normal Xbox program."

Comments

Wow! They'd get $100,000!

[burgburgburg]

Microsoft spends more than that every day on sweat pads for Ballmer. I'm not holding my breath.

Re:Wow! They'd get $100,000!

[ryants]

sweat pads for Ballmer. I'm not holding my breath.

Well, I am, and I'm over 500 km away from Redmond, WA.

Re:Wow! They'd get $100,000!

[Weirsbaski]

1. The more they sell, the lower their per-unit cost.

They lose money on each sale, but make it up in volume!

You Just Know...

[4of12]

...that the reply letter from Microsoft is going to be ... well, let's just say you could put it in a styrofoam cooler and use it on your fishing trip.

"Truth is Stranger Than Fiction" - a new play

[WankersRevenge]

X-Box Linux: Can we run linux on the x-box?

Slashdot Community:You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...blah,blah,blah

Microsoft::Um, okay

Re:"Truth is Stranger Than Fiction" - a new play

[nick this]

Oh, there you go... bringing class into it again.

What MS Wants the Linux Xbox to Have...

[phly]

"Look, for the last time, your linux Xbox distro HAS to have Clippy, or else we're not signing."

Heh, I can imagine Clippy coming up while you're playing Halo saying "Look behind you!" dressed up like a soldier with facepaint and an m16. -phly

Reply Wager

[limekiller4]

I have a crisp ten dollar bill that says the reply letter contains the words "and the horse you rode in on," verbatim.

Re:Conspiracy theory:

[Minna Kirai]

You seem fuzzy on how conspiracy theories work...
lack of evidence is the whole point.

(On the other hand, subverting a single developer is more likely than either Microsoft agreeing to sign the code, or outsiders cracking the key. )

Microsoft's products.

[rice_burners_suck]

I have a better idea. Why don't they invent software that destroys the physical hardware of the signature device within the Xbox, thereby allowing anything to run on the aforementioned piece of shit? It can probably be done in two or less assembly level instructions and I think I can figure it out... hold on a sec... Those instructions would be MOV AX,DX and XOR DX,DX. Yeah... That'll do it. (See note 1 for details.)

Some believe that Microsoft's products may exhibit somewhat unreliable performance from time to time. (Hey, it's only their opinion.)

Please note: Using the aforementioned two instructions to permanently disable said security device requires several fine wires to be soldered to strategic locations within the microprocessor's core and to particular lines within the inner ground layer of the motherboard. Instructions for doing this are available for a nominal fee of $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00, payable to:

Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Hell, Hell 66666
ATTN: The Devil.

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