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Mozilla Now Even Includes The Kitchen Sink

zzxc writes "Mozillazine reports that a 'kitchen sink' easter egg has been added into Mozilla by a patch to bug 122411. It shows an ASCII art animated kitchen sink. This was prompted by people complaining about Mozilla's bloat - that 'it includes everything but the kitchen sink.' You can see this xhtml demo by going to about:kitchensink in a recent Mozilla nightly, or at mozilla.org with an older mozilla build. Please note that this is not actually included in the browser package, so it doesn't add to mozilla's bloat. Instead, about:kitchensink directs the user to the xml document on mozilla's website."

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  1. Who needs a kitchen sink? by Lobsang · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't care for the kitchen sink. Could you please include a car washer instead?

  2. Old news... by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 5, Funny

    But IE has had something like that for years. Sometimes it redirects you to a nice blue screen.

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    1. Re:Old news... by lithis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      actually, it does. try about:mozilla in ie.

    2. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      You can change this behavior if you find it offensive. Just change HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\AboutURLs from res://mshtml.dll/about.moz to http://mozilla.org .


      Yet another example of the ease and simplicity of MS Windows! How could anyone use arcane and complicated systems like Linux/UNIX when Windows provides all the functionality you need with simple easy-to-remember commands?
      P

  3. everything but the.. by seelevarcuzzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    if we can blame mozillas bloat on everything *including* the kitchen sink, what can we blame windows bloat on? does microsoft have an easter egg including the appliance section in best buy somewhere?

  4. kitchen sink? by matt4077 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time, please complain "Mozilla has everything but a red light district". Can't wait for the animated xml-porn

    1. Re:kitchen sink? by 56ker · · Score: 5, Informative

      And a comment like that would go amiss without a link to the ASCII pr0n archive - and for the people still reading this interested in Star Trek ASCII art - try here.

  5. Nice but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it have a garbage disposal for all those pop-ups and spam?

  6. Easter Eggs by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Give this a go: about:mozilla

    Anyone know any more of these 'features'? :)

    1. Re:Easter Eggs by bheerssen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey man, you're going to slashdot my site!

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    2. Re:Easter Eggs by damiam · · Score: 5, Informative

      about:config will show all of your current preferences and (in recent builds) allow you to edit them. Other than that and about:plugins, I don't think there are any more interesting about: eggs.

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    3. Re:Easter Eggs by bheerssen · · Score: 5, Informative

      There used to be more of these about: pages in the old netscape (4.x and lower). Most of them went to the home pages of various developers on the netscape project. The about:netscape page used to display a different quote from the Book of Mozilla. If you put something in that the browser didn't understand, such as 'about:whatever', the resulting page would read "Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis?"

      Have a look here, they list most of the about: URIs, as well as some other forgotten easter eggs.

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  7. in related and more serious news :) by cetan · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Mozilla 1.3 branch has been closed in prep. for release. There's a mention of it on Mozillazine as well.

    The outstanding bug list has been mirrored here:
    http://www.phule.net/mirrors/bugs-2003-02-22.html because it's not very nice to bugzilla.mozilla to link directly to it. At least not from /. :)

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  8. Re:Wow, just what mozilla needs by damiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's kind of hypocritical to talk about sites that just don't work in Mozilla and other browsers, and that you shouldn't support companies that make sites like that but when a site like this works only in Mozilla it's just fine

    The page is valid XHTML. If IE can't render it, that's its problem. Most of the IE-only pages are not standards-compliant, and that's the problem.

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  9. Re:Wow, just what mozilla needs by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's kind of hypocritical to talk about sites that just don't work in Mozilla and other browsers, and that you shouldn't support companies that make sites like that but when a site like this works only in Mozilla it's just fine

    Oh what a load of troll-scented crap. This isn't a "site", it is a silly easter egg built into the program. This is not a page with actual information, it's not meant for consumption by the general public (i.e. my grandfather is not going to search on Google for "kitchen sink", find this, and be disappointed that it does not work in IE). It is a "feature" specifically for Mozilla users.

    Would you complain the same way if a Mozilla skin or XUL extension didn't work with IE? Of course not. It's not meant to.

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  10. Well, you know what they say by back@slash · · Score: 5, Funny

    A million ASCII kitchen sinks flowing for a million years will produce the greatest works of literature known to man.

    "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!!?? You stupid kitchen sink!"

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  11. Mozilla Doesn't Include the Kitchen Sink... Yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can see this xhtml demo by going to about:kitchensink in a recent Mozilla nightly, or at mozilla.org with an older mozilla build. Please note that this is not actually included in the browser package, so it doesn't add to mozilla's bloat. Instead, about:kitchensink directs the user to the xml document on mozilla's website.

    No, it doesn't. If you read the later comments in the bug, you'll see that drivers@mozilla.org (the project managers) have vetoed about:kitchensink. It's not likely to get into Mozilla unless the patch can be modified so it only affects Mozilla (right now it affects most Mozilla-based browsers, including Phoenix, Galeon and K-Meleon). Even then, I still have doubts that it will get in.

  12. Even simpler by da+cog · · Score: 5, Funny

    would be if the user typed in "about:everything", and the computer replied, "42". (Optional alternative behavior is for mozilla to wait several million years before returning this answer.)

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  13. My favorite over-featured software in-joke by daemonc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember, back when I was playing Diablo 2, there was this undead mummy that would randomly pop up with different names. One time it was named "The Creeping Feature" and another time "The Feeping Creature"...

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  14. Re:Next addition... by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually it will redirect to slashdot and have everything twice!

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  15. geez... by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What kind of a sad world has it become when easter eggs get announced before they've even made it into a beta? The whole point of these things used to be the treasure hunt. Do you read the walk-through before you even start playing a new game?