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SecurityFocus On MS Security "Hole"

friday2k writes "There is an interesting writeup at SecurityFocus that puts the latest security 'hole' in XP into perspective. It is a worthy read and should remind us all of the real issues out there." And it collects into one place much of the flak I caught after posting about the claimed security hole opened by the XP Recovery Console.

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  1. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So what you're saying, what, that goat guy is actually Bill Gates?

  2. Best quote from the article by t0qer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, if I wanted to hork data off of a system I had full physical access to, I'd just grab the drive, stick it in my pocket, and walk out whistling "Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don't Care."


    Now I can't get that song out of my head!

    1. Re:Best quote from the article by m4ximusprim3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      im more impressed with the use of the (!)verb

      "to hork"

      in a semi-serious technical article

  3. Holy shit! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anybody else stunned that Slashdot posted an article about MS that didn't involve an explanation as to how they're incompetant?

    1. Re:Holy shit! by mrmud · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anybody else stunned that Slashdot posted an article about MS that didn't involve an explanation as to how they're incompetant?

      Yeah, I think the pigs are none to pleased about flying around and smacking into buildings. And I heard there was a mistaken delivery of 10,000 colocation air conditioners to hell...

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  4. So... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... who still thinks the Registry is a bad thing?

    (comment to be taken lightly. Should irritation persist, chill.)

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    1. Re:So... by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Unless the registry is actually encrypted, I don't see any real advantage to having it in a non-human-readable format."

      It does stop users opening it up in notepad and falsifying their Minesweeper high scores.

  5. Are u kidding? by vivek7006 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What ever happened to journalistic integrity? It's like these people are making it up as they go along just to reel in the hits.

    Jornalistic integrity? Man which world do you live in?

    1. Re:Are u kidding? by ice+cream+koan · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Integrity. We've heard of it."

      -- From everyone's favorite news outlet, The Register :D

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  6. Sounds like a really useful tool, by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 5, Funny

    does XP Recovery Console run on Linux?

  7. As opposed to... by djkitsch · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they reported _every_ M$ bug on Slashdot all the good articles would get pushed off the front page.

    As opposed to now, when all the good stories getting pushed off the front page by reposts, you mean?

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  8. I've. Been. Deceived. by Yekrats · · Score: 2, Funny

    Listen up! I come to Slashdot for one thing only: Microsoft bashing. If I want to read pro-MS stuff I'll go to -- um, some site that people talk about how great Microsoft is.

    This is too much. Let's hope it's not the start of a trend. Thank God I didn't subscribe.

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  9. Re:Ubiquitousness doesn't explain MS vulnerabiliti by dotgain · · Score: 1, Funny
    That's patently untrue
    No he's right! All these people are doing are installing [Linux|OSX] on servers just hoping nobody's going to spend the time h4x0ring them.

    And for some reason, they just get left alone! Yes, that's why Linux is so lean! They just don't put in any code for checking things like passwords, buffers etc. because nobody even tries to hack into any OS if it isn't windows...

    God forbid any h4x0rs read the Linux source, lest they find all the /* FIXME - we probably should compare the password entered with the hash in /etc/shadow, but nobody reads this stuff anyway */

    Yes, Linux affords security only through obscurity. Anybody reading the source code could find 10 security holes in as many minutes eh?

  10. Re:It all boils down to... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a fun antecdote along these lines. The company I work for produces computer based physical security systems. (i.e. those cards you carry at work to get through the doors, they are for more than the CEO to identify you by).
    We had a server come back to us for maintainance one time, and as I was picking thorugh the registry, I came across the entries for Diablo 2. Now, it occured to me that Diablo 2 generally runs in full screen mode, so how exactly was the guard monitoring the security system while playing?
    Moreover, why in the world did the guard have access to the CD-ROM drive? There is no need for him to have it, the box itself should have been locked up, with the cables for the keyboard, monitor, and mouse coming out.
    In the end, I sent the system administrator an email asking him to tell the guards to leave the game files on the system next time they send it in, so that I can play while I work. (They had deleted the files) Never did get a response, but I imagine that the SysAdmin wasn't happy.

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  11. Re:So what? by Patrick13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they reported _every_ M$ bug on Slashdot all the good articles would get pushed off the front page.

    Gotta leave room for all the articles about toasters modified to run linux and whatnot.

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  12. Re:WRONG! by quantum+bit · · Score: 4, Funny

    The idea was to use a Win2K disk on a WinXP box and the Win2K thinks it is a "corrupt" install.

    After seeing WinXP in action, I would tend to agree with the Win2k disk on its assessment...

  13. Re:Second best quote from the article by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    When banner ad revenue for a media outlet [slashdot.org] becomes more important than accuracy,

    Since when has accuracy been a concern to the editors at Slashdot?

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  14. Ashcroft and Ridge need to know by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'd just grab the drive, stick it in my pocket, and walk out whistling "Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don't Care."

    Quick, make sure both Ashcroft and the Department Of Homeland Posturing know that anybody whistling Jimmy Crack Corn needs to be tackled at the knees!

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  15. Linux found to have XP Security flaw! by chrome · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, Linux was found to have the same flaw as Windows XP this week, after Jimmy Costain, a four year old boy, hacked into his father's Linux machine with a RedHat recovery disk.

    "It was quite easy. I just booted the floppy, mounted the root filesystem, and zeroed the root password from the /etc/passwd file."

    Linus Torvalds was available for comment.

    "Well, of course, you idiot, if you have physical access, anything is open."

    Linus went on further to say that booting a floppy to wipe a password from the /etc/passwd file is an old Unix recovery technique, used since the dawn of time, and that he's happy to see Windows XP finally catching up on the feature list.

    "I wish people would stop trying to find lame security flaws which are not security flaws at all and actually concentrate on the serious ones" mused Linus.

  16. Re:Ubiquitousness doesn't explain MS vulnerabiliti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Microsoft's development model is fundamentally flawed from a security perspective, because it squarely places featureset additions above security.



    Mr. Greg Mundie confirmed this at the RSA Europe 2002 confrence. Of course, it is not a flaw but a feature.

  17. Re:I hate to say it.. by pmc · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's got long arms