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ATM Iris Recognition Coming Soon

Anonymous Cow writes "In Australia, iris technology is already being used by Qantas Airlines, Sydney Airport, foreign embassies, some banks and TAFE colleges, the Australian Protective Services, the Defence Department and the Police Integrity Commission. It is predicted that within five years every ATM in Australia will have iris recognition technology."

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  1. What if i do by Organic_Info · · Score: 1, Funny

    What if I do a minority report style change my eyes?

    How do you explain that one to the bank.
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    1. Re:What if i do by Organic_Info · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I use my card and get my pin number wrong three times the ATM shreds my card.

      If my eyes are wrong will the ATM shred my eyes with a laser. What if some one steals my eyes in a "Demolition Man - Simon Phoenix" stylee and robs my bank account. That could make for a messy robbery.

      I tired and talking crap...nuff said.
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  2. Demolition Man by altek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh great, now when someone wants to rob me they dont just stick a pistol in my back they rip my eye out like Wesley Snipes did.

    Excuse me sir, can EYE talk to you???

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  3. My first Impression... by ketamine-bp · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is that the Async transfer mode lines will implement iris recognition... ehh...

  4. Re:One question by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2, Funny

    BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

    That's 2 quesions.

    Sorry. couldn't resist

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  5. Re:Major problem by Schwartzboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    My concern exactly. Also, what about black eyes, pinkeye, or some sort of serious facial injury or issues with contact lenses possibly inhibiting a correct scan or one of about a billion other variables? I'm not familiar enough with the tech involved to comment intelligently on the things that could mess up an otherwise good iris, but someone with two glass eyes would certainly throw things off for any system I can imagine. Possibly a blood/DNA scan for those people who don't have "valid" irises to scan? Is anyone else thinking that TV commercial with the password/blood sample/hair sample security system on all the office PCs where the entire staff was bald? I have seen the future, and it makes me queasy.

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  6. Re:.au and iris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    As long as they help kick iraqi ass, and speak in a humorous accent, they can do what they want.

  7. Re:Why is this bad? by egoff · · Score: 3, Funny
    I've been doing that for awhile, I've signed with Queen Victoria, Napoleon Bonaparte, Margret Thatcher, and Elvis Presley. In over two years, only one cashier has ever noticed. He stopped me on the way out the door and said "Napoleon Bonaparte?"

    I said "yeah, its a nickname," and the man actually believed me.

    And accepted the payment.
  8. I'd hate to see what happens by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once inserted my ATM card and just after, the machine experienced a malfunction and kept my card (apparently for security reasons)... ...I'd hate to see when happens if the ATM malfunctioned as you were putting your eye to the device...

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  9. Re:And they'll still have braille on the buttons.. by NorthernMinx · · Score: 1, Funny

    They'll scan the eyes of the guiding dog ;)

  10. Re:That will be cool. by Prizm · · Score: 2, Funny

    No doubt about it. I'd be a bit weary of sticking my eye up to some grungy, downtown ATM and "hoping for the best." I can already see the future of pranks, like catapulting acid into my retina. Ouch.

  11. I'm in the money! by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    All I have to to is aquire one of Bill Gates' eyeballs and I'll be able to quit my job!

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  12. Re:And I predict neck injuries by mariox19 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just thinking of the cashier at the supermarket checkout counter, rolling items over and over the scanner until the machine reads the UPC.

    I predict neck injuries!

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  13. Re:Iris DB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The article reads like a press release by the chowderheads behind the conference.

    Five years my ass. The installed base of ATMs is enormous -- and iris scanners aren't cheap.

    Although I must say it would be very very funny to be able to mount a DOS attack on an ATM machine merely by smearing Vaseline(TM) in front of the iris scanner ;).

  14. I'd give $20 dollars to... by QwkHyenA · · Score: 5, Funny
    The first person at the front of a long line of folks to walk up to the ATM, do the retina scan, then cup their eye and scream out in pain until the ambulance actually appears...

    ROFLMAO

    god knows, if that were to happen in our little town, no one would ever use that ATM again. FOREVER! Heck, folks here are just beginning to USE an ATM

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  15. Uh Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just great... Now, instead of worrying about having my ATM card stolen, I have to worry about spoon-wielding sickos.

  16. It's all fun and games... by FFFish · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...until somebody loses an eye!

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