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Which Price is Right?
slashdotNum2Big2Register writes "An interesting article at fastcompany about how things are being priced nowadays. The only drawback that concerns me is how each item and price can be connected to an individual. Amazon was already found to be doing this with their prices."
Damn, if that's not a reason to use Mozilla, I don't know what is.
We're offering this post for $5.00. Shortly we will raise the price by 11.2%. Eventually you may read it for free, but only if you have the coupon.
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Hey, is that a discrimination lawsuit I smell?
Amazon Exec 1: "This customer buys Precious Moments figurines."
Amazon Exec 2: "They must be some middle-aged soccer mom. Charge them double for new releases, and half price for Disney."
Amazon Exec 1: "What about customers who buy How to Make a Million Dollars a Second?
Amazon Exec 2: "Charge double for everything. They'll be able to afford it eventually..."
From the article: The spokeswoman for a telecom company said, "We're not going to talk about prices, and the fact that we're not going to talk about it is off the record. You can't use the fact that we won't talk about prices in a story."
So he goes and prints it anyways? Can he do that?
Now, they then charge full price and have items that they overstocked pull up higher in searches with edited customer reviews to make them appear better than they are. True fact. They started editing reviews back when I was there.
;-)
This can't be true, they don't mention anything about editting in their patent on discussing an item.
If the browser identifies as Safari, boost prices on anything hip or cool by 20% due to Apple-user lust for fashion and style.
If the browser is Lynx, lower prices by 20%, they can't even afford a free-as-in-beer graphical browser!
If the browser is Internet Exploder, blue screen thier PC and charge them a subscription just to access our web site.
Yum, the future of price discrimination!
Actually, this reminds me of a demographics company called Claritas that sells demographics assignment services based on where you live. (Try it for yourself here.)
So now in the future can we expect people to get assigned based on their browsers and OS identification?
Users who run Mozilla on Linux tend to have:
Three or more pets, play video games on a hidden Windows partition they don't talk about and consume Doritos by the truckload.
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...a random number generator.
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I've been ripped off by Amazon before; anything you ship them by accident, (UPS driver switched the labels by accident between the small package and the big package), mysteriously 'vanish' in Amazon's accounting system so that you can't reclaim or bill for the goods, but the bastards sell the product anyway.
I was tempted to make my next shipment in the form of a pipe. --But I seriously doubted it would kill the bastards who really deserved it. So I'm holding off until I can devise some other method of mayhem which is more pin-point accurate. (And if you're some government spook getting a hard-on: I'm joking, you stupid asshole. I'm not really a plumber.)
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If you plan to start a IT consulting firm where the techs give lap-dances while configuring your routers, I think you're in the clear.
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