The Big Rip
WolfWithoutAClause writes "It's been known for decades that the universe is expanding. The current evidence points to this rate of expansion increasing, and if so, there's no obvious reason why the expansion rate couldn't continue to increase ever faster. A physicist, Simon Caldwell, has taken this to inevitable conclusion and suggested the expansion will eventually reach a point where the expansion rate is so high that any surviving people will ripped apart, followed a millisecond later by the destruction of all the atoms in the universe. Ouch.
New Scientist says we may only have 22 billion years left. Almost enough time for a quick game of Everquest then."
Hmmm... if I read this correctly, the universe will be "ripping" all the digital media in existence in about 22 billion years.
Sounds like it could be the target for a RIAA/DCMA lawsuit! "Your honor, we would like to sue the universe for clearly premeditated copyright violation."
Yes, a large one; and getting larger all the time ;-)
-WolfWithoutAClause
"Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"the expansion will eventually reach a point where the expansion rate is so high that any surviving people will ripped apart, followed a millisecond later by the destruction of all the atoms in the universe.
My experiments in expansion have proven that somewhere around a 44-46 waist the expansion rate is so high, you better start looking for a big-and-tall men's shop or any surviving jeans will be ripped apart, followed a millisecond later by the purchasing of sweatpants.
Don't let this happen to your universe.
What I find so amazing is that half the theories are created on so little real fact. Just recently scientist have acknowledged that dark matter/energy exsist. But they have no clue what it is...or how it works...or how to include it in thier equasions. So they guess, start dropping it into the mathmatical grinder and presto...instant theory of the univers ripping to pieces.
I wish they would wait at least long enough to get some decent information on new discoveries before twisting them into imaginary shapes and trying hard to get recognized.
If ignorance is bliss, the world is full of blissful people
Mark Twain wrote on nearly this exact topic in 1883. He wrote a great essay on extrapolation , basing his conclusions on the fact that the Missippi between Cairo and New Orleans was shortening an average of a mile per year for the last two hundred years or so....
To quote:
"Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the Old Oolitic Silurian Period, just a million years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing-rod. And by the same token any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long, and Cairo and New Orleans will have joined their streets together, and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."
-Peter
"A physicist, Simon Caldwell, has taken this to inevitable conclusion and suggested the expansion will eventually reach a point where the expansion rate is so high that any surviving people will ripped apart"
What did Master Caldwell think when he first started getting his first erection?
Sorry for being crude,
YAW.
Your head of state is a corrupt weasel, I hope you're happy.
The other mechanisim for black whole evaporation concerns virtual particles. If a e-/e+ pair get created right on the event horizon, the positron can possibly fall beyond the horizon and the electron could escape. The positron would then destroy an electron inside the backhole and decrease its mass. The reverse situation is forbidden as the electron wouldn't be elliminated inside the black whole and the positron may exist for a decent amount of time before coliding with another electron, thus breaking dE*dT = Hbar.
That's the way I understand but I may be an idiot.
Lord, bless my users that they may stop being such fucking idiots!!
Shame on New Scientist.
And now the above, with (a little) math. The gravitational force between two objects is basically (leaving out mass)
F = -k / r^2 + L * r
where k is a constant, r is the separation between the 2 objs, and L is either a constant or a function of time (we don't know yet).
The k term is good old Newtonian (or even Einsteinian up until a couple of years ago) gravity. Strong for small r, weak for low r.
The L term represents the new discovery that the universal expansion is accelerating. It is (unnoticeably) weak on small scales, and only important for large r (i.e. size of the visible universe). For the L term to matter on planetary scales, it would have to become much larger in the future. But we just discovered that it even exists - how it behaves with time is the next thing to find. So don't worry (yet ;-).
If we were ants living on a Rubik's cube, differential geometry would be a little more confusing.