World's First Double-Arm Transplant
quakeslut writes "The BBC has the scoop on the first double-arm transplant. Amazingly, after only two weeks or so, the recipient says that it already feels "as if these are my own hands." Please, keep the "give that guy a hand, or two!!" jokes to a minimum."
Gives new meaning to the Stranger technique.
Ok, so that's pretty gross, sorry.
"Moderate drinking can help prevent amputated limbs" -- Abigail Zuger, NYTimes, 12/31/02
is that you?
*SCNR*
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"Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."
What do you mean if he weren't dead? With today's technology?
1. Find Bruce Lee's dead corpse.
2. Extract his DNA.
3. Find a pig.
4. Insert Lee's DNA into the pig.
5. Wait a few months for the arms to grow.
6. ???
7. Profit!!
vi ~/.emacs