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GNU Pascal Compiler Released For Mac OS X
MacDaffy writes "Kudos to Adriaan Van Os: He has produced a 'second prerelease' of the GNU Pascal compiler for Mac OS X. Work actively proceeds on porting the Carbon Pascal Interfaces for use with it (longtime Macintosh Pascal guru Peter N Lewis has already gotten a great start on this). Thanks to Adriaan, Peter, and Bill Catambay of Pascal Central for helping take Pascal on Macintosh into the future."
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Jewish programmers. We're just as talented as the rest of you. And Pascal ain't so bad neither.
"I was raised by a cup of coffee" -Homsar
Who the hell gives a damn? Pascal is about as relevant as the U.N. (and for those that follow the news, that means "not at all").
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