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Red Hat Announces Enterprise Linux

Posted by michael on Thursday March 13, 2003 @07:08AM from the aka-expensive-linux dept.

OldBen writes "RedHat has announced the product stable to replace the mainstream releases for enterprise use. RedHat Enterprise Linux AS replaces Advanced Server (with quite a price hike to go along), ES is targeted at "entry-level" servers, and WS is for workstations. See the details at RedHat's website."

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Re:Neato by j_kenpo · 2003-03-13 08:15 · Score: 4, Funny

Sure, and with my handy-dandy corporate buzz word generater, I came up with this description for it.
After all, if you cant dazzle them with briliance, baffle them with bullshit.

"Red Hat Enterprise Server

Through a top-down, proactive approach we can remain customer focused and goal-directed, innovate and be an inside-out organization which facilitates sticky web-readiness transforming turnkey eyeballs to brand 24/365 paradigms with benchmark turnkey channels implementing viral e-services and dot-com action-items while we take that action item off-line and raise a red flag and remember touch base as you think about the red tape outside of the box and seize B2B e-tailers and re-envisioneer innovative partnerships that evolve dot-com initiatives delivering synergistic earballs."