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Ask Security/Cryptography Expert Paul Kocher
Paul Kocher is unquestionably one of the highest-profile computer and network security experts around. He's president of Cryptography Research, Inc. and one of the architects of SSL 3.0. The floor is now open. Please try not to ask questions that can be answered with a few minutes' worth of online research. We'll post Paul's answers to 10 of the highest-moderated questions soon after he gets them back to us. Update: 03/13 18:18 GMT by M : Let's try this one more time, this time with feeling.
I'm impressed. How did you get that past the "lameness filter"?
There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.
Eat it muthas!!!!! I'm NAKED!!!!!!!!!!
I suggest you research the post-traumatic stress-related psychological disorders associated with being subjected to viewing this picture for a prolonged (say, more than 4 minutes) period.
HTH, Dr. Kocher
In A.D. 2101
...."
War was beginning
Outside Ship - An explosion occurs.
Ship's Bridge
Captain: "What happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Close-Up of Excited Communications Officer
Operator: "We get signal."
Captain: "What !"
Ship's Bridge
Operator: "Main screen turn on."
(CATS appears)
Captain: "It's you !!"
Close up of CATS
CATS: "How are you gentlemen !!"
CATS: "All your base are belong to us."
CATS: "You are on the way to destruction."
Close up of captain & CATS
Captain: "What you say !!"
CATS: "You have no chance to survive make your time."
Ship's Bridge
CATS: "Ha ha ha ha
Close up of Forlorn Captain
Operator: "Captain !!"
Ship's Bridge (ZIGs on monitors)
Captain: "Take off every 'ZIG'!!"
Shows a ZIG pilot powering up
Captain: "You know what you doing."
Shows a ZIG moving into launch position
Captain: "Move 'ZIG'."
ZIGs on monitors, Bridge Explodes
Captain: "For great justice."
The ship explodes.
A lone ZIG zooms into view!
Just because I doubt myself does not mean I find your position compelling.
I call oxshit. As any professor ought to know, a high impact project that takes about 6 man months of work for a relative rookie is not likely to be done in house by a group like that. For a really good project, you might divide the labour between a number of monkeys, each with their own typewriter. To make them work, tempt them with bananas, or the lack of "owwie-ass". Now, gorillas, they may be in a better position to help you out.
Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place
feelin' guilty, feelin' scared, hidden cameras everywhere
Stop! hold on. stay in control
Girl, I want, you here with me
but i'm really not as cool as i'd like to be
'cause there's a red, under my bed
and there's a little yellow man in my head
and there's a true, blue, inside of me
that keeps stoppin' me, touchin' ya, watchin' ya, lovin' ya
Paranoia, need destroyer. Paranoia, they destroy ya'
Well I fell asleep, then I woke feelin' kinda' queer
Lola looked at me and said ooh you look so weird
she said man, there's really something wrong with you
one day you're gonna' self-destruct
you're up, get down, i'll come work you out
you get a good thing goin' then you blow yourself out
Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. Silly boy ya' self-destroyer
Silly boy you got so much to live for
so much to aim for, so much to try for
you blow it all with, paranoia
you're so insecure you, self-destroyer
(and it goes like this, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
(here it goes again) paranoia, they destroy ya
Dr. Dr. help her please I know you'll understand
there's a time device inside of me i'm a self-destructin' man
there's a red, under my bed
and there's a little green man in my head
and said you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
'cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya, in to to
Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. paranoia, they destroy ya'
Self-destroyer, wreck your health
destroy friends, destroy yourself
the time device of, self-destruction
lies, confusion, start eruption
(yea, it goes like this, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
(here's to paranoia) paranoia, they destroy ya
(hey hey, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
(and it goes like this)
paranoia, they destroy ya (and it goes like this)
What kind of tree would you be?
That doesn't prove anything. Try reading about Cryptography a little and try again. Biotch.