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Problems in Computer Conservation
sobachatina writes "The Computer museum at The University of Amsterdam has an interesting page with examples of the problems that they run into maintaining 20+ year old hardware such as rubber rollers from card readers melting or mold growing inside CRT terminals.I hate it when I get mold growing inside my monitor!"
This has never been a problem for the folks down at Not@Home cable internet servce.
Just check out their state-of-the-art equipment!
tcd004
I work as tech support, and the other day I opened up a computer case. I thought the dust bunny in there the size of my fist was a rat at first and figured it was about to jump out and bite me.
The problems for future computers are going to be worse! Ewwwww!
I'm fairly certain that enough particles have wafted in for some really nice little pot trees to be growing in my CPU by now...
I am Law! You are Crime!
They should stop running their webservers on the antique computers. Then they would last longer...and maybe they wouldn't be /.'d already.
Maybe the slashdotting has blown all the cobwebs off their equipment (as well as warming up the spiders a little) ;-)
I hate it when I get mold growing inside my monitor!
That's when you know it's time to buy an lcd.
My boss brought in his laptop.
... eventually he left the lcd, and never saw him again. Either he found his way out of the laptop, or got electrocuted.
There was an ant crawling around INSIDE the lcd. You could see him running around
I've solved my 'dirty keyboard' syndrome by purchasing black ones.
I used to put 'em through the dishwasher.
Works like a charm.
(just remember to remove the circuitry, m'kay?)
how about the opposite?
;-P
plug the thing up the net, pay some cobol programmer to write a server, then put a wish fulfillment story on slashdot to the effect of "proven: microsoft stole source code from linus" or "proven: mp3 pirating good for the economy" and then watch the poor old decrepit things melt or explode.
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Ummm...no. Nobody read it that way.
Lay off the crack pipe.
Mess Stuff Up
Then, seal the display case inside a solid block of concrete, and bury it no less than three miles under the surface of the earth. With these precautions, you can overcome the risk of exposing the equipment to harmful substances, including water, air, light, or observation.
Since there is no conclusive evidence that exposing decrepit hardware to large quantities of dark is harmful in any way, the systems should last for a few million years, easy. Just don't bury them near the edge of a continental plate.
Build it out of wood. I hear that works pretty good for houses.
NO CARRIER
sounds like the hampster powering the computer fell off it's wheel.
$cat
I mean, really. Your nick is only different to "Anonymous Coward" by one character, and I still didn't misread that.
This deserves to be modded, but not +Funny. Did anyone else read that as -1, Dummy?
It's not quite a computer, but in my ham radio days a
few roaches made a nest inside my transmitter. You
could see them as they crawled across the frequency
display window. Once in a while one would try to cross
the tuning capacitor and get fried. The odor was unique.
Unfortunately the ADM3A doesn't work. It's got raster, but those hundreds of TTL chips just don't want to do anything other than display the cursor. But the first two kinds of terminals I ever used were ADM3A's and DecWriter II's, so I still want to hold on to it for now.
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"Open source is evil." - Microsoft