$BottlesOfBeerOnTheWall = 99;
Noodleroni writes "The First Maybe-Annual 99-Bottles-of-Beer-on-the-Wall-Proggie Contest is now under way! We are looking for your most compact, obfuscated, or other wise cool code to print out the entire lyrics of the aforementioned, very long, song. Maybe we'll even get some submissions written in Malbolge?"
...so long as this exists? It's pretty well stocked with languages. Why did someone even come up with this contest?
A solution in Malbolge would be really really amazing. No-one has shown that it is possible to do loops in Malbolge yet; and a program with that much output would be really hard to make.
Someone did finally come up with a "Hello World" in Malbolge! Well, almost. He managed to make a "HEllO WORld" program by writing a genetic algorithm that took a few hours to find the program.
This is the source code:
(=<`$9]7<5YXz7wT.3,+O/o'K%$H"'~D|#z@b=`{^Lx8%$XmrSee http://www.acooke.org/andrew/writing/malbolge.html .
I believe posters are recognized by their sig. So I made one.
Gee, hope none of the contestants find this place, even though it's the first hit on Google...
=Smidge=