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$BottlesOfBeerOnTheWall = 99;

Posted by timothy on from the creatively-uncreative dept.

Noodleroni writes "The First Maybe-Annual 99-Bottles-of-Beer-on-the-Wall-Proggie Contest is now under way! We are looking for your most compact, obfuscated, or other wise cool code to print out the entire lyrics of the aforementioned, very long, song. Maybe we'll even get some submissions written in Malbolge?"

3 of 93 comments (clear)

  1. "proggie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I hate that word.

    When the day comes, as it must, when some greasy idiot asks me "about my proggie", I will punch them in the face. I'm a fucking engineer.

    Okay, maybe not in the face. But still: watch out.

  2. tsarkon reports - banned use of lame diminutives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    First off you aren't funny. Secondly, you spelled grievous wrong. "Transiit" Tranny alright. Are you into fucking transvestites, you fucking queer-baiting asshole?

    And now to fucking attack the use of diminutives by fat sexless smelly unwashed greasy POOR fuck-headed nerds.

    Proggie

    What are you fucking people, Miss Piggy? "Oh Kermie." What a bunch of Toonami fags. You fat cunts need to get some pussy, because its clear that the shit you are talking about worthless, pointless programming means you don't get pussy, you don't get paid, and you cant afford pussy, real hardware or courses in computing related topics that would make you suck a whole lot less.

    FUCK YOU SLASDOTTING FUCKING FAGS.

  3. death to you ill put you in the crematorium myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    i will kill you. i want to gring your bones into bone meal. i want to feed your flesh to dogs. i want you to see the inside of my oven. i want to melt you in there and scrape your human fat off the chimney and make it vaseline and sell it as anal lube in the castro in san francisco. youll be plant fertilizer, dog food and anal lube. that is my plan for you.

    see the crest of power, the sign which i will brand into your skull before being led into the oven

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