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Apple Ships 17-inch PowerBook
spathi writes "After a long wait, Apple has finally started shipping the 17" PowerBook. This thread over on the MacNN Forums shows a few people have received their tracking numbers. It seems Apple hit it's deadline of 7-10 weeks after all"
a bunch of lowercase stuff that isn't at all lame, so *thpppt*
"Dear Dell,
I am a homosexual. I bought a Dell computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become a Dell owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Dell computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
P.S. Oh and I love how hot the bottom of your laptops get. I thought it was a rumor about burning your penis and testicles, but I've got a nice 3rd degree burn to prove it's true! It reminded me of the good, old days when we PC users would take hot oil and fill our rectums and then we'd stand in a line and shove our dicks deep into each other and scream as we burned our dicks. Thanks for bringing back the memories!