Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables

Posted by timothy on Saturday March 15, 2003 @07:40PM from the atomically-pithy dept.

Frr pointed out this interesting approach to the periodic table: Haiku. This might even help you remember the elements.

Too late... by Capt'n+Hector · 2003-03-15 19:47 · Score: 4, Funny

I already memorized the Tom Leher song.

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Africus aut Europaeus?
Haiku about aforementioned haikus by Anonymous Coward · 2003-03-15 19:50 · Score: 4, Funny

Come on WTF?
Some of those are not haikus
chemists are retards

Hint: read heliums...
I got one for you.... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-03-15 19:50 · Score: 5, Funny

Science and Poems
Merged in novel harmony
But for what purpose?
funny one! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-03-15 19:52 · Score: 5, Funny

This one for barium just cracks me up!
the bitter cocktail
of a colonoscopy --
grin and barium
hmm... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-03-15 19:53 · Score: 5, Funny

Element poems
Until Slashdotted link.
I am sad.
56 Barium by circletimessquare · 2003-03-15 19:58 · Score: 4, Funny

"56 Barium
the bitter cocktail
of a colonoscopy --
grin and barium"

lesson for us all:
nerds good at periodic,
bad at humorous.

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The obligatory chemisty poem.... that rhymes. by Nick+Driver · 2003-03-16 07:24 · Score: 4, Funny

A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane

Bwahahaha, that's funny, now everybody laugh :-|