Do-It-Yourself Fibre Channel Array
skarphedin writes "There's an interesting story here on a do-it-yourself fibre channel array. These guys make one for under $250 and it can perform up there with 15k SCSI in some cases." You know you want one.
1) Buy a lot of fibre
2) Fly to Folkestone, England
3) Rent a sailboat
4) Sail to Calais, France, laying an array of fibre behind you
5) Congratulation on your Do-It-Yourself Fibre Channel Array.