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Fooling NMAP for Whatever Reason

taviso writes "Are you bored with your OS fingerprint? Do you dream of being able to impress your friends by convincing them your webserver is running on a sega dreamcast, or Apple LaserWriter? Well Dream no more! David Berrueta has written a paper oulining the techniques and tools available to defeat nmap's OS fingerprinting, available here [pdf]. Besides the hours of entertainment this could provide, he also lists some of the more serious reasons why you might want to consider this."

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  1. Oh what fun by snitty · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could just see slashdot running on a Trash - 80. .

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    1. Re:Oh what fun by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
      I could just see slashdot running on a Trash - 80.

      As opposed to just the sites where the stories are hosted?

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  2. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    On my atari!

  3. Slashdotted by joyoflinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, this proves that it doesn't matter what OS fingerprint you have, you can still get slashdotted...

  4. Netcraft confirms by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

    OS fingerprinting is dying!

    (sorry. someone had to...)

  5. Been there, done that... by NetDanzr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, not me personally. But what do you think Microsoft has been doing all the years? Considering how stable their site is (and taking into account the humongous crash when they tried to move Hotmail onto WinNT), I'm convinced that they've been running the whole MSN network on Unix-based servers, disguising them as Windows ;)

  6. My FTP banner by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Funny
    phroggy@panther:~$ ftp ftp.webwizardry.net
    Connected to webwizardry.net.
    220 ftp.webwizardry.net Microsoft FTP Service (Version 5.0).
    Name (ftp.webwizardry.net:phroggy):
    Of course, it's actually ProFTPd on Slackware.
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    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    1. Re:My FTP banner by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 3, Funny

      heh :) way to hide your os - disguise your ftp banner, and then post the true OS on a website that no h4x0r ever reads

  7. Re:Cool :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I predict 2 minutes from now that someone tells you to not use insecure crappy telnet but ssh instead.

  8. IIS ftp by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Windows IIS FTP server has an option to spew MS-DOS style output or Unix style output.

    Quoting from "Microsoft IIS 5 Administration" ) pp 52) ...

    Although there are very sophisticated hackers who will attempt to break into your FTP sites through some very sophisticated means, you shouldn't make life any easier for them. Using the UNIX-style output can actually fend off some hackers because they cannot see the Microsoft FTP Service header at log on and see only the UNIX-style directory listing. This could make them believe they are using a UNIX/Linux server.

    Longwinded way of saying Unix/Linux is percieved as being harder to crack. :)

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  9. Remote OS Guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Compy 386

  10. Johny Cash Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yessiirreee,

    I'm servin' mah HTTP files from this here ol' guitar and my FTP files from an empty bottle-a-booze.

    And this post, yes HTTP_REFERER was from the ol' cadillac factory I once worked at; the one where I snagged my dancin' machine car one peice at a time over twenty or some number of years-*HICUP*

    -SlashdotTroll (because slashdot don't like me, my karma is terrible, and at -1 they only let me post twice in 24hours from this ol' Folsom prison I'm stuck in.)

  11. Re:This is good by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What happens when we inadvertantly give M$ 98.2% of the 'known' server market?"

    We get even more crap directed against our webservers until we get tired, and declare it to be a BSD box.

    Dammit, just give up asking my linux/apache server for "../../../../windows/" you morons!

  12. Re:I see no reason to NOT do this by huhmz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually emulating a TI calculator will make the attacker think "well this guy obviously has the skill and have taken the time to emulate a silly calculator, better not screw with someone as l33t as him"

  13. cool, but... random ips used by worms... by joejoejoejoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is cool and all, but these days worms and virii select victims at random so your fingerprint won't make a damn bit of difference, except you might think you are a bit safer but you are not.

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  14. Purpose of OS detection by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some people have said that OS detection is only used for exploiting things. I don't know about other people, but I at least use it as a simple measure of intelligence. XP being lowest, other Windows next lowest, Mac and OSX somewhere in the middle, and everything else a bit higher. Of course, with everyone switching to Linux, including the less intelligent people (this is what Lindows is for), I might have to stop making these assumptions...

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  15. Re:I see no reason to NOT do this by grantsellis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats right.

    I use this so that people think my Sega Dreamcast, TI calculator, and Epson Dot Matrix are normal servers.

    ;)

  16. Re:That would be very amusing... by Feztaa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah, Sega Dreamcast is *way* too suspicious. Hackers would be like "WTF? How is that possible?" and then they'd explore further.

    What you'd really want to do is set the fingerprint to something like the old, unpatched Windows 95. Then the attackers will think "ROFL, dumbass admin running windoze! ATTACK!" and then your logs show some lame attack that might have worked on windows, but doesn't work on linux, and you get an early warning of any attacks that come your way :)