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CIOs Looking At OSS

bigmouth_strikes writes "There is an interesting article entitled "Your open source plan" in the latest issue of CIO. The article is about opens source software and its place in the enterprise systems market and the article shows the change in attitude over the last few years. OSS is being considered in most large corporations and CIOs are seriously looking into alternatives to expensive proprietary software and Microsoft's licensing schemes. The magazine and the article itself are intended for executives, so the technical aspect is at a beginners level."

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  1. It reminds me the Hello World joke... by borgdows · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The magazine and the article itself are intended for executives, so the technical aspect is at a beginners level."

    *** High School/Jr.High

    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END

    *** New professional

    #include

    void main(void)
    {
    char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
    int i;
    for(i = 0; i
    #include
    main()
    {
    char *tmp;
    int i=0; /* on y va bourin */
    tmp=(char *)malloc(1024*sizeof(char));
    while (tmp[i]="Hello Wolrd"[i++]); /* Ooopps y'a une infusion ! */
    i=(int)tmp[8];
    tmp[8]=tmp[9];
    tmp[9]=(char)i;
    printf("%s\n",tmp);
    }

    *** New Manager (do you remember?)
    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END

    *** Middle Manager

    mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
    Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
    I need it by tomorrow.
    ^D

    *** Chief Executive

    % letter
    letter: Command not found.
    % mail
    To: ^X ^F ^C
    % help mail
    help: Command not found.
    % damn!
    !: Event unrecognized
    % logout