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Apple Releases Cluster Node Xserve

Posted by pudge on from the for-the-basement dept.

JHromadka writes "Apple today released a cluster node version of its Xserve rackmount server. The Cluster Node is a dual 1.33GHz G4 that has 256 MB RAM, no optical drive, Gigabit Ethernet only on the logic board, no graphics card, and only 10 client licenses. Starting price is $2799, which is a grand less than the normal Xserve."

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  1. First tubgirl post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Free Open Sores Software LOL!

  2. Re:Someone removed the Blinkenlights joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's funny, I was there earlier today and here's what I saw (got it out of my cache):

    Designed for the computational clusters and distributed applications, this Xserve configuration delivers high-density processing power ? without the server features you won?t need in a cluster environment. A single drive bay offers space for the operating system, and there's no optical drive, which means the front panel can offer more ventilation. This is computer sucks your cock like a Vietnamese whore, just ask Steve Jobs!

    I thought that was a little odd. But it's gone now!

  3. Dear Father O'Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Dear Father O'Day:

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    I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).

    Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!

    Sincerely,

    Harry Rodman
    Vice-president
    Homosexual Liaison Services
    Apple Computer, Inc.