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Anonymous Coward
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Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco
and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world
filled with rice-rockets.
Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with
genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe
to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.
I was talking with my girl about neo natal care. We decided to do it, to check up on Junior. And the Amnio found out that my Son to be had an extra Chromosome. A retard. I said to my girl,
"Hey, we must abort this fetus."
She is like; "No way, I'm not ending him. He is a Child of God and we shall raise him together.
I was like; "Yo, listen. This is the devil's child. He is a fucking retard. Now if you don't pull a Kevorkian on him, I'm going to either Chloroform your ass and yank it with a coat-hanger or fucking punch you in the midsection a lot."
So my girl didn't like me, but I'm not bringing a retard into this world. I want a good strong boy to help usher in a new age where technology cures human suffering and where Islam was killed off and exterminated as were all the dictators and communists that are an impedance to human species survival.
So later on, we had a super late abortion. I got her out with a Mickey, its like a Quaalude. Then I made her drink some beer. Then I had the Street-Doc save the aborted fetus. I quickly stole off with the aborted mush to the Chinese restaurant. They can cook anything. Man, was this meat good. Nothing like really being "you are what you eat." This is an interesting thought cycle. If you are what you eat, eat your offspring. I mean, the brains, the stem cells, the young protein. This is perfect nourishment!
So Now I Have to find a way to get girlies knocked up and then eat my fetus. Yum.
And afterbirth and the birthing amniotic juices make great sauce stock.
Is there a Slashdot type site just for CODERS?
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wackybrit
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· Score: 0, Offtopic
I rarely post offtopic, but because there's no where on Slashdot for 'free discussion', I figured I might as well (listen up editors, if we had a 'MetaSlashdot' there might be less off-topic posts).
Is there a Slashdot style site specifically for coders? I like Slashdot, but as a coder I'm not so interested in reading about PDAs, politics, and stuff like that.
I want stories about virtual machines, Perl, C++, people's attempts at writing compilers, discussion of the latest computer science theory.
I'd love a site like that, yet I seem unable to find one. Does anyone know of something that'd fit the bill?
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Voted the official slashdot car by CmdrTaco and his butt-buddy goatse, this car makes a bold statement by presenting true american luxury in a world filled with rice-rockets.
Pre-order yours today and goatse will install an 8-track player with genuine, single-dashboard-speaker mono sound. He will also enlarge your exhaust pipe to unearthly proportions at no additional cost.
...as in the big worm on the movie "Friday".
I work for a defense company that makes software for the Navy and we use Red Hat 6.2.
100% Insightful
I was talking with my girl about neo natal care. We decided to do it, to check up on Junior. And the Amnio found out that my Son to be had an extra Chromosome. A retard. I said to my girl,
"Hey, we must abort this fetus."
She is like; "No way, I'm not ending him. He is a Child of God and we shall raise him together.
I was like; "Yo, listen. This is the devil's child. He is a fucking retard. Now if you don't pull a Kevorkian on him, I'm going to either Chloroform your ass and yank it with a coat-hanger or fucking punch you in the midsection a lot."
So my girl didn't like me, but I'm not bringing a retard into this world. I want a good strong boy to help usher in a new age where technology cures human suffering and where Islam was killed off and exterminated as were all the dictators and communists that are an impedance to human species survival.
So later on, we had a super late abortion. I got her out with a Mickey, its like a Quaalude. Then I made her drink some beer. Then I had the Street-Doc save the aborted fetus. I quickly stole off with the aborted mush to the Chinese restaurant. They can cook anything. Man, was this meat good. Nothing like really being "you are what you eat." This is an interesting thought cycle. If you are what you eat, eat your offspring. I mean, the brains, the stem cells, the young protein. This is perfect nourishment!
So Now I Have to find a way to get girlies knocked up and then eat my fetus. Yum.
And afterbirth and the birthing amniotic juices make great sauce stock.
Having lots of oil might get your conquered by America.
RUN AND HIDE!!!
joke about spice/Dune
Username taken, please choose another one.
I rarely post offtopic, but because there's no where on Slashdot for 'free discussion', I figured I might as well (listen up editors, if we had a 'MetaSlashdot' there might be less off-topic posts).
Is there a Slashdot style site specifically for coders? I like Slashdot, but as a coder I'm not so interested in reading about PDAs, politics, and stuff like that.
I want stories about virtual machines, Perl, C++, people's attempts at writing compilers, discussion of the latest computer science theory.
I'd love a site like that, yet I seem unable to find one. Does anyone know of something that'd fit the bill?
mogorific carpentry experiments
errr, sorry. So, the latest SciFi mini-series was pretty good huh? I wonder if they'll follow it up with another.
But man, who know Christopher Walkin could dance like that?!
Crazy stuff.
Things homosexuals insert into their anus
offtopic much?
lambda
or filter out portables and trivia such as SECURITY on the preferences page
or roll your own damn topic:
What's your exact attitude about the hidden sids?
which part of google don't you understand?